Alexander : Howre You Feeling?

Alexander : How’re you feeling?

Hephaestion : Not good. I have this headache that comes and goes.

Stateira, walks into the room : ...

Hephaestion : There it is.

I hate Armand, and yet I know that if my best friend left his toxic ex for Armand, I would love Armand. But Armand is so bland compared to Lestat in his relationship with Louis. I just want him to be a toxic piece of shit to Daniel and for them to be together

Toji : One time I was with a friend and- oh wait, that was you.

Shiu : Yeah, I figured. You don’t have any other friends.

Shiu : You’d do that for me?

Toji : I’d do a lot of things to you.

Shiu : ... You mean ‘for me’?

Toji : That too.

Toji : I think we should kiss.

Shiu : And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

Toji : We're great together because we're so different.

Shiu : True, I'm always right and you're always wrong.