Disguise

Disguise

Alien 1 digging through clothes

Alien 1: Human where's my disguise?

Human: whaaattt

Alien 1: WHERE IS MY DISGUISE!?

Human: I uhhh put it away

Alien 1: Where?

Human: Why do you need to know?

Alien 1: I need it

Human: nu uh don't you think running off to do some experiments we've been planning this get together for two months

Alien 1: The experiments in danger

Human: MY EVENINGS IN DANGER!

Alien: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS HUMAN WE'RE TALIING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!

Human: GREATER GOOD I AM A HUMAN IM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU EVER GONNA GET!

Alien 1: -_-

At this point idk what I'm doing, I might change up my post alittle with short stories but this just came to mind

Make believe

When we tell stories we tend to stretch the possibility of it ever happening in real life

Human: and then they flew off into the sunset

Alien 1: well that can't be correct giraffes don't fly

Human: well it's make believe so I say they can

Alien 1: but your "make believe" is impossible and will never happen in real life

Human: just let me live in a world where me and Ryan Reynolds are married okay!?

Alien 1: I don't think that's even possible in make believe land

What a day

Imagine what happens when a child/ teen protagonist gets home

Mp: Mom I'm home, man today was wild.

Mm: Hi sweetie, I'm making dinner right now. What happened today?

Mp: Well me and my friends explored the forest found a secret passage to another world ruled by a selfish king, we got really buff and a few of us died, then we defeated the king a set the entire world free.

Mm:...

Mp: And I got a biscuit

Mm: Why is it always my kid?

Mouse trouble

Imagine if aliens are testing how we react to different animals.

Alien 1: They've bonded with canine predators and creature ten times their size. I don't think that small rodent is going to do anything.

Alien 2: Well maybe you're right, but we must try it.

4 hours later

"MOUSE! MOUSE! SOMEONE HELP!"

Alien 1 walks in to the humans panicking trying to catch the small creature.

Alien 1: It's not even a threat to their species.

Alien 2 writing done that humans are indeed scared of a...mouse

Game on

Do t you hate it when you lose a game but still play it well...

Alien entering humans room to them screaming

Human: THAT STUPID ONE SHOT GOT ME AGAIN

Alien1: Human if you hate the game so much why don't you stop playing

Human: cause I will not accept defeat from a 5 year old high on sugar

Alien 1: it can't be that bad-

Human: FUCK YOU CANDLELICKER123 YOU CAMPING WHORE

Alien 1: maybe not...