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Make Believe

Make believe

When we tell stories we tend to stretch the possibility of it ever happening in real life

Human: and then they flew off into the sunset

Alien 1: well that can't be correct giraffes don't fly

Human: well it's make believe so I say they can

Alien 1: but your "make believe" is impossible and will never happen in real life

Human: just let me live in a world where me and Ryan Reynolds are married okay!?

Alien 1: I don't think that's even possible in make believe land

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2 years ago

New show

Alien 1 enters the room to Human crying on the couch

Alien 1: Human are you okay!?

Human: Yeah, just watching my show.

Alien 1: You mean the box of electricity

Human grabs Alien 1 and sit them down

Human: now get ready to get attached to people we won't ever meet and cry about them for hours

Alien 1: Umm can we not

Two days later

Alien 1 and human both wrapped in blankets crying


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2 years ago

Disguise

Alien 1 digging through clothes

Alien 1: Human where's my disguise?

Human: whaaattt

Alien 1: WHERE IS MY DISGUISE!?

Human: I uhhh put it away

Alien 1: Where?

Human: Why do you need to know?

Alien 1: I need it

Human: nu uh don't you think running off to do some experiments we've been planning this get together for two months

Alien 1: The experiments in danger

Human: MY EVENINGS IN DANGER!

Alien: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS HUMAN WE'RE TALIING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!

Human: GREATER GOOD I AM A HUMAN IM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU EVER GONNA GET!

Alien 1: -_-

At this point idk what I'm doing, I might change up my post alittle with short stories but this just came to mind


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2 years ago

Game on

Do t you hate it when you lose a game but still play it well...

Alien entering humans room to them screaming

Human: THAT STUPID ONE SHOT GOT ME AGAIN

Alien1: Human if you hate the game so much why don't you stop playing

Human: cause I will not accept defeat from a 5 year old high on sugar

Alien 1: it can't be that bad-

Human: FUCK YOU CANDLELICKER123 YOU CAMPING WHORE

Alien 1: maybe not...


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2 years ago

Enemies

Some humans have a list of people they like and hate, they will sometimes do anything to stay away or get close to one

Alien 1: Human we need a trained technician for this mission here's the list of candidates

Human: hate you, hate you, you're creepy, and you stole my lunch, we have no one to take on the mission

Alien 1: well what about them?

Human: they stole...my heart

Alien 1:...THEY DID WHAT!?


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