Make Believe

Make believe

When we tell stories we tend to stretch the possibility of it ever happening in real life

Human: and then they flew off into the sunset

Alien 1: well that can't be correct giraffes don't fly

Human: well it's make believe so I say they can

Alien 1: but your "make believe" is impossible and will never happen in real life

Human: just let me live in a world where me and Ryan Reynolds are married okay!?

Alien 1: I don't think that's even possible in make believe land

Jealousy

Human and alien 1 walk into main pod with many others

Vil: oh hey alien 1 me and my partners are going on a mission want to join?

Alien 1: oh sur-

Human: actually we're doing something that day so... sorry

Vil: I didn't even say the time

Human glared meaning 'take a hint'

Vil: that's fine see you later

Human and alien 1 walk out

Alien 1: I don't understand our human calander says we have no up coming event

Human: you will learn soon that humans hate sharing

Sorry this isn't what I usually write but I'm tired and didn't have anything in mind so here....

Red alert

We as humans have learn to not give any, when it came to emergencies so here...

Speaker: RED ALERT RED ALERT THERE IS A FIRE IN THE SHIP

Alien 1: Human hurry we must evacuate the ship

Human: No, my pot pie is 1 minute from being done and I'll be damned if I miss lunch again

Alien 1: Your existence is worth more then food

Human: You take that back

Got this idea from something about how we show little care for anything and brush it under the rug

Impulse control

We as humans go through many bad thoughts that we know is bad but want to try it anyway.

Alien 1: Human I've made a mind reading helmet so I can understand your species better.

*human is oblivious to the alien as they put on the helmet*

Alien 1: okay, time to test it.

Humans thoughts: this deadly chemical could kill me with one touch... it looks so delicious though

Alien 1: you know what screw understanding your kind I prefer the monkies

Hi happy new year

Tattoo :)

Alien 1: Human what is on your skin?

Human: Oh, it's a tattoo I got it today. I hope it last for years.

Alien 1: why would humans get something that last so long on, on your skin?

Human: tattoos are a way to decorate our bodies and show who we are as a person. They have deep meaning, and a lot of thought should go into it before getting one.

Human 2: GUYS LOOK I GOT A TATTOO OF A FROG RIDING A BIKE!

Enemies

Some humans have a list of people they like and hate, they will sometimes do anything to stay away or get close to one

Alien 1: Human we need a trained technician for this mission here's the list of candidates

Human: hate you, hate you, you're creepy, and you stole my lunch, we have no one to take on the mission

Alien 1: well what about them?

Human: they stole...my heart

Alien 1:...THEY DID WHAT!?