I Don't Really Know How Inktober Works So Here's Just Something I Put Together For Holloween

I don't really know how inktober works so here's just something I put together for holloween

"Till death do us part"

Weather flunk

Alien1: Human your wapp (weather app) says it's going to be 80 today. Why are you wearing a sweater?

Human: first off, don't call it that. Second, it's March and right now the weather is as predictable as a kid on sugar.

Alien1: what do you mean?

Human: (opens door to blizzard) hm, looks alot warmer than what I was expecting.

Accents

It is easy to tell the difference between languages but even with the same language some have strong accents

Alien 1: Human why do you and Human 2 sound different yet you both speak the same language?

Human: well they grew up in a different part of the country

Alien 1: a short distance apart makes you sound THAT different?

Human: come on their accent can't be that strong

Human 2 busting into the room

Human 2: HAVE ANY OF Y'ALL SEEN MY MOTHERFUKIN HAT!? I CAN GO HORSE RIDIN WITHOUT IT

YEEEE HAWWW

Tattoo :)

Alien 1: Human what is on your skin?

Human: Oh, it's a tattoo I got it today. I hope it last for years.

Alien 1: why would humans get something that last so long on, on your skin?

Human: tattoos are a way to decorate our bodies and show who we are as a person. They have deep meaning, and a lot of thought should go into it before getting one.

Human 2: GUYS LOOK I GOT A TATTOO OF A FROG RIDING A BIKE!

History

The saying "Only God can judge me" goes into any topics politics, religion, my Brower histo-

Alien 1: Human I need help

Human: SHI- *slam*

Alien 1: Human why did you close your device when I entered

Human: No reason

Alien: Human show me what you've been doing

Human: No, my actions are between me and God

Alien 1: YOUR ATHEIST YOU HAVE NO GOD

Human: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

Alien 1:THEN ILL TAKE YOU DEAD NOW GIVE THE COMPUTER

Months without posting and I nothing to say you can judge me neither :]