Tattoo :)
Tattoo :)
Alien 1: Human what is on your skin?
Human: Oh, it's a tattoo I got it today. I hope it last for years.
Alien 1: why would humans get something that last so long on, on your skin?
Human: tattoos are a way to decorate our bodies and show who we are as a person. They have deep meaning, and a lot of thought should go into it before getting one.
Human 2: GUYS LOOK I GOT A TATTOO OF A FROG RIDING A BIKE!
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I don't really know how inktober works so here's just something I put together for holloween
"Till death do us part"
Red alert
We as humans have learn to not give any, when it came to emergencies so here...
Speaker: RED ALERT RED ALERT THERE IS A FIRE IN THE SHIP
Alien 1: Human hurry we must evacuate the ship
Human: No, my pot pie is 1 minute from being done and I'll be damned if I miss lunch again
Alien 1: Your existence is worth more then food
Human: You take that back
Got this idea from something about how we show little care for anything and brush it under the rug
Bet you can't guess her favorite color...it's purple 💜 💜💜
Weather
When we're told to had more layer to our clothing for cold weather we take it as a challenge
Alien 1: Human, the temperature outside is very cold for you and can make you sick, maybe you should add some more clothing perhaps
Human: no
Alien: but human-
Human: The cold is a mere foe, and adding more will only prove defeat, and with god as my witness I shall not be bested
One day later
Human with thermometer in mouth: *sniff* how did I get sick?
Alien 1: Ask your witness
OKAY don't know if this good but hey it's all I got rn soo...
Impulse control
We as humans go through many bad thoughts that we know is bad but want to try it anyway.
Alien 1: Human I've made a mind reading helmet so I can understand your species better.
*human is oblivious to the alien as they put on the helmet*
Alien 1: okay, time to test it.
Humans thoughts: this deadly chemical could kill me with one touch... it looks so delicious though
Alien 1: you know what screw understanding your kind I prefer the monkies
Hi happy new year