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do glow in the dark contacts exist

i just need to know for personal reasons

everytime i see something christams related i feel like the grinch at the end of the movie like wow… maybe christmas is magical.. and then i Remember™️

school wall clocks got me like “ok its mostly accurate this time of year but is about three and a half minutes ahead, until daylight savings comes during which it will be an hour and three and a half minutes ahead”

100 notes and ill attempt to kill god

you better watchh out you better watch out you better watch out you better watch out🎵🎶🎼

*doof voice* you see perry the platypus, when i was a young boy back in drusilstien, my parents named me heinz, and they liked that name. but you see, then this horrid tomato product was invented, with my name! my parents were disappointed at me having the name of common tomato paste! so i invented this! the tomato-disappear-inator! i will take all the tomatos, and turn them into stupid little rubber ducks. and my brother, whom loves tomatos, will be devastated, and forced to turn the mayorship over to me! and i will rule! the tri! state! areaaaaaa!

“the eyes are the window to the soul” wrong. ao3 account.

*takes off my pink tinted sunglasses, putting on a pair of identical orange ones* its time to get spooky motherfuckers

I have one kink and it's not a good idea.

fuck i do have awsten knight hair

everyone has a thing that makes them react like dads do when you touch the thermostat (they just know, they rise from the dead)

tag this post with what that is for you if you feel like it idk im bored

my friend got here i can stop laying on the ground in sorrow 😀

i may bully all my friends but the second they leave i act like a victorian in mourning

nah bc why do i have a game on thursday wtf id thursday night lights

i may bully all my friends but the second they leave i act like a victorian in mourning

i literally just thought “i should open tumblr” when i am scrolling on tumblr this very second

car detailing shop but instead of adding more detail to your car they just fix your eyesight

my face is bleeding

my face has this texture... fuckin weird huh

my face has this texture... fuckin weird huh

the good Lord has visited me from the sky

he said my hair ugly :(

giys if ur friend tells u not to read part of a fic dont read it i think i need to snort holy water now

i am translating french… for a fanfic

i am TRANSLATING THE FRENCH LANGUAGE for a FANFIC. IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024

yall i might need jesus ima be real

if I was a cat I would eat spiders i think thats what my cats do so idk

just cracked my ankle feeling good

when I say not to be my friend its not just because I'm annoying it's actually because when you can't sleep it's because somebody is thinking about you, meaning nobody I know has ever slept once