*doof Voice* You See Perry The Platypus, When I Was A Young Boy Back In Drusilstien, My Parents Named

*doof voice* you see perry the platypus, when i was a young boy back in drusilstien, my parents named me heinz, and they liked that name. but you see, then this horrid tomato product was invented, with my name! my parents were disappointed at me having the name of common tomato paste! so i invented this! the tomato-disappear-inator! i will take all the tomatos, and turn them into stupid little rubber ducks. and my brother, whom loves tomatos, will be devastated, and forced to turn the mayorship over to me! and i will rule! the tri! state! areaaaaaa!

the good Lord has visited me from the sky

he said my hair ugly :(

my friend got here i can stop laying on the ground in sorrow 😀

i may bully all my friends but the second they leave i act like a victorian in mourning

do glow in the dark contacts exist

i just need to know for personal reasons

giys if ur friend tells u not to read part of a fic dont read it i think i need to snort holy water now

you better watchh out you better watch out you better watch out you better watch out🎵🎶🎼