I Should Probably Go Take Cold Medicine But I Don't Feel Like Standing Up Right Now...

I should probably go take cold medicine but I don't feel like standing up right now...

I'm not weak from the sickness btw, just being lazy!

just a cute lil fox!

I once told a group of toddler-aged kids, "You can't go onto the playground without a grownup because there could be an alligator out there." after that whenever I told them they couldn't go someplace by themselves (like the hallway) they'd say, "because there could be an alligator, right?"

I accidentally rewired their brains to think any unsafe place was only dangerous because of potential alligators!

funny how adults will say random things to children without much thought or accuracy, and then a kid will integrate that into a fundamental cornerstone of their understanding of reality and The Way The World Works

Me: *Types single letter into google*

Google: "Dog-type Pokemon?"

Me: "I've become predictable."

Yurio might act all annoyed when talking to his fangirls but you know the minute someone like JJ insults them he's ready to throw hands!

JJ- "What cringy little girls! My fans are much more mature!"

Yurio- "No one talks about MY fans that way! Forget beating you on the ice, I'm gonna beat your ass right here and now!"

A few months after this she told me that her daughter came home in tears because someone told her that Naruto died at the end of Shippuden and never becomes Hokage.

I reassured my co-worker that the person was trolling and Naruto doesn't die. She still looked at me with concern and then said

"But-but he does become Hokage, right? It would be awful if he didn't."

SHE'S INVESTED!!!!

One of the people I work with has 4 older kids who are really into anime and a while back when she learned that I was also into anime she started questioning me to make sure her kids were a normal level of weeb lol!

I had a bit of a Vietnam flashback moment when she said

"All I hear every day is Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! My girls are basically in love with him and he's a cartoon!"

She wasn't even making fun of them or anything, just expressing how confused she was!