This Is Going Straight Into The "Jason's Goons, Correctly Or Incorrectly, Assume He's Trans Because Of

This is going straight into the "Jason's goons, correctly or incorrectly, assume he's trans because of references to his Robin era" - it's now a multi artist universe where nobody has no idea what the fuck is going on with anybody

DC can pretend that Jason knows who Tim is but I know the truth

Let's goooo

Not The Man I Used to Be

by Imaybecringebutiamfree Based on a post by @glitter-stained on tumblr. “I was…a different person then.” The modulator on his voice made it hard to identify his tone but he sounded almost hurt, longing for something gone. “Not,” he gestured to himself, “but that doesn’t matter.” His tone steeled, “That person, that name is dead. And no one can take this from me. Not even him.” Nadia felt as the meaning of his words washed over them all at the same time. She met Alex’s eyes as they all came to the same conclusion. Oh, Bossman in trans. Words: 2950, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson Relationships: Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd & Original Character(s), Dick Grayson & Jason Todd Additional Tags: Jason Todd is Red Hood, POV Outsider, Transphobia, (but not really), Misunderstandings, Rated T for swears, Crack, maybe? - Freeform, idk - Freeform via https://ift.tt/UT02gmL

Batfam Lantern AU:

Some of my hcs for Lantern!batfam and how they came to be.

Jason: Fuck, I hate you guys so much... All high and mighty, pretending like you give a shit when you keep enforcing a system that's not fucking working...

Tim: hey what's that in the sky?

Dick: God you're such a fucking asshole, if you hate us so much why are you even here?

Jason: Well because some poor fucker has to make sure-

Duke: Jason, watch out!

Jason: *gets knocked out by the sheer extreme speed at which the violet ring flung itself at him.*

****

Tim: Hey Dick, how are you? We heard about that argument you had with Bruce, and reopening old wounds and everything...

Dick: That's sweet, but I'm doing great, don't worry! Punched a bunch of criminals, hung out with friends, now I feel amazing. Of course, if it gets me an excuse to hang out with my little brother...

Tim: Cool, because I'm already breaking into your apartment and I'm -woah, what the fuck is that?

Dick: Oh, you like my new suit?

Tim: what the fuck holy shit is that a red lantern ring? Can you take it off?

Dick: I mean, I think I'll die? It's fine, it's fine, totally cool. Probably someone will have an idea how to fix it if I need to. I'm perfectly calm!

***

Izzy: Hey Duke, you feeling good about physics?

Duke: Wait what's in physics?

Izzy: The test...? That's gonna count for like half our grade...?

Duke, who meant to study this weekend but spent it sleeping off opioids after Croc nearly entirely gnawed off his foot: Ah, right, the test. It's going to be fine! I've figured stuff out with worse odds.

Izzy: If you say so! Hey what's that hovering ominously around you?

Duke, absent-mindedly pocketing a blue ring: hold on a second, gotta dip, Dick is texting me he needs help. You'll never guess what stupid shit he's gotten himself into.

***

Damian: Jordan! I challenge you in combat for the right to your ring!

Hal: Eh, kid... You really need a green lantern ring?

Damian: I shall prove I am as worthy of this honour as the rest of my fami- will you quit gazing off? What are you staring at?

Hal: *wordlessly points at the indigo ring floating behind him*

Damian: oh.

Batfam twitter AU this, Batfam reddit AU that, these are funny but y'all really are missing on the untapped potential here: Batfam tumblr AU

Is it OK if I make a fic of the post where Jason's goons think he's trans? I'll credit u ofc!

It's more than okay! Two fics have already been written (I haven't gotten around to promoting the second one yet but I'll do it soon) and they made me so happy!! And please let me know when you write it so I can check it out and promote it!

Guys we have a fic! I repeat this is not a drill, we have a fic!!!

It's so good, the goons are adorable and they're giving Jason all the love he deserves (and going after the Batfam with undeserved prejudice).

Y'all check out Not the man I used to be by Imaybecringebutiamfree !! https://archiveofourown.org/works/57473014

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Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

***

Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

***

And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.