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Why does this have me drowning in crack fic brainworms. The DC equivalent of the royal wedding but it’s between two deranged old men in capes. Stepdad Red Lantern. Vladimir Sokov changing diapers if/when any of the kids are babies? Why am I imagining Todd calling his stepfather Dad but calling his actual father Alan??
Alan and Red Lantern DILF for the ship meme please
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? -until the end of time.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - after a few fights and rolling in the sand of some beach.
How was their first kiss? -passionate and rough
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Vladmir
Who is the best man/men? -Jay
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Jen & Ruby?
Who did the most planning? -Alan
Who stressed the most? - Alan
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Alan wanted to ban most people.
Sex:
Who is on top? - usually Vladmir
Who is the one to instigate things? -Vladmir.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - think a lot of it has been hard & fast at first.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - sometimes
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Alan is not that cuddly.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - 3
How many children will they adopt? -0, but Vladmir might convince Alan of one.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Vladmir
Who is the stricter parent? -Alan
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -Alan
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -Vladmir
Who is the more loved parent? -Vladmir
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? both
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? Vladmir. Alan will be ready with a disappointment line.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Alan
Who takes the dog out for a walk? -Vladmir takes his russian blue cat.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -sometimes, but nothing over the top.
What are their goals for the relationship? -there was a lot of negotiation I think, but I imagine them reaching a place where they are comfortable with one another and someone Alan feels less repressed around. so, I think they stay together for the rest of their lives and have gay sex, thanks.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -neither
Who plays the most pranks? - they do not do that
shhhhh dont look at this being uncolored and sketchy
You're so stupid.
Alan Scott: The Green Lantern #4 by Tim Sheridan, art by Cian Tormey
Bonus:
Whoever wrote the Fandom wiki page for Alan Scott was REALLY feeling the new issue oh my god
Oof, underrated nightmare scenario for Alan (he deserves it) 😬
(2 comphet and 1 unofficial but still-)
Messy height chart for this particularly messy corner of the JSA family tree! All pulled from their wiki pages except Ruby- I based her height on a panel where she and Alan are side by side.
whatever happened to men shoving each other against the wall out of pure lust, thinly veiled as hatred? we're in need of more homoerotic, yet homophobic doomed romances in media
Alan Scott: The Green Lantern #4 "Resurrection" by Tim Sheridan & Cian Tormey
The amount of gay angst in this issue... this is my new favorite DC hero/villain dynamic (lovers to enemies to lovers?)
Doesn't RING a bell....
Ok, guys, I just can't look over some of the DC animated series' ........thing
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Take away the ring
I just saw this......Let me explain what is the problem. Dexter or Dexstar is an Earth cat, also a Red Lantern...... The Red Lanterns' ring is using it's owner Rage to work..... Also, it's Blood, to creates constructs.... A Red Lantern can't survive without their ring unleas they can survive without blood..... Ok, I admit, sometimes they can. As far as I know, they can be cured by Blue rings, useing it for a short time....
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Emotion powers
So, in Justice League Action, Hal looses his ring, and a small..... Hair ball usees it to overcome it's fear and be big and strong....... at first; I thought rings can be used only by sentient beings, but let's say it is one. The problem: Green Lanters's rings can't be used by fear, they powered by will power...... The fear is for the Yellow Lanterns'.
(Also, this caused me some problems: How could Sinestro defeat Hal Jordan by useing his ring? He operates with Fear power, but you can't fear from somebody, who is obliviously weaker than you......)
Oct 30th Day 6: The return of the Yellow Lantern Ring
Attack gf unleashed
Finally got these done... I might do black and white, might not, we’ll see. Would anyone be interested in shirts, pins, stickers and whatnot of these?
Batfam Lantern AU:
Some of my hcs for Lantern!batfam and how they came to be.
Jason: Fuck, I hate you guys so much... All high and mighty, pretending like you give a shit when you keep enforcing a system that's not fucking working...
Tim: hey what's that in the sky?
Dick: God you're such a fucking asshole, if you hate us so much why are you even here?
Jason: Well because some poor fucker has to make sure-
Duke: Jason, watch out!
Jason: *gets knocked out by the sheer extreme speed at which the violet ring flung itself at him.*
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Tim: Hey Dick, how are you? We heard about that argument you had with Bruce, and reopening old wounds and everything...
Dick: That's sweet, but I'm doing great, don't worry! Punched a bunch of criminals, hung out with friends, now I feel amazing. Of course, if it gets me an excuse to hang out with my little brother...
Tim: Cool, because I'm already breaking into your apartment and I'm -woah, what the fuck is that?
Dick: Oh, you like my new suit?
Tim: what the fuck holy shit is that a red lantern ring? Can you take it off?
Dick: I mean, I think I'll die? It's fine, it's fine, totally cool. Probably someone will have an idea how to fix it if I need to. I'm perfectly calm!
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Izzy: Hey Duke, you feeling good about physics?
Duke: Wait what's in physics?
Izzy: The test...? That's gonna count for like half our grade...?
Duke, who meant to study this weekend but spent it sleeping off opioids after Croc nearly entirely gnawed off his foot: Ah, right, the test. It's going to be fine! I've figured stuff out with worse odds.
Izzy: If you say so! Hey what's that hovering ominously around you?
Duke, absent-mindedly pocketing a blue ring: hold on a second, gotta dip, Dick is texting me he needs help. You'll never guess what stupid shit he's gotten himself into.
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Damian: Jordan! I challenge you in combat for the right to your ring!
Hal: Eh, kid... You really need a green lantern ring?
Damian: I shall prove I am as worthy of this honour as the rest of my fami- will you quit gazing off? What are you staring at?
Hal: *wordlessly points at the indigo ring floating behind him*
Damian: oh.
More Lantern!Bats shenanigans
Blue Lantern Duke: *jumps off a building to dodge an attack*
Blue Lantern Duke: *creates a grapple construct made of pure hope*
Villain of the week: "such a fickle and fragile thing, Imma cut his line with my evil sword of power..."
Villain, after shattering his sword and all the bones in his wrist on the line: what the fuck
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Bludhaven Goon #1 (BG1): Dude, run! Nightwing's powered have tripled over night!
Bludhaven Goon #2 (BG2): Oh no, what happened? Did something happen in Gotham? Someone gone after Robin?
BG1: I don't know, but we need to- wait what is he doing
BG1: he's straight up glowing I-
BG2: he's lighting up the nightsky-
BG2: ohmygod we're gonna die
Meanwhile Red Lantern! Dick, ranting to Wally on the comms: yeah so Cass took all the hot water while showering then told me to 'deal with it', someone kept hiding pig whoopee cushions that go "oink" in my seats and I can't figure out who, Jasont told everybody my most embarrassing Nightwing debut stories with photographed evidence, Damian tried to kidnap Bitewing thrice and Tim skipped out to go to a party using a stratagem so needlessly elaborate it looked like Jason had designed it, and we all thought someone had kidnapped him! But no, yeah, the visit went well, manor's fine. You know how it is, siblings...
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Rose: Hey Jason, how the fuck did you bag Kyle Rayner?
Star Sapphire Jason, whisper-shouting: I don't know what the fuck is going on, he popped in with yellow roses and offered to teach me how to make constructs, don't talk so loud I'm afraid that'll make him realise.
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