Another Day, Another Unwanted Porn Bot Following Me.

Another day, another unwanted porn bot following me.

and its free

Who on earth decided things could start before 10 am. What absolute jackass thought that it was a good idea to fuck over the night owls like that. Props to you for being able to wake up early and just start your day but I don’t start functioning properly till noon sir.

Scrolling on clothing apps is always wild because your options are always:

1. Here’s a shirt that covers your nipples and nothing else. I hope you like shorts that are the size of underwear. Fuck modesty show the world your entire titty. Who ever said clothing should cover you up. You want a skirt that you can’t bend over in without flashing everyone? Say no more we have 40. Time is fading and your youth is too so here’s a skintight dress that leaves nothing to the imagination. Go wild.

Or

2. The biggest ugliest shirt you’ve ever seen. Completely unflattering t-shirts so no one can guess what your figure is like. Don’t you dare let the world see your body you slut. Cover every inch of your skin and look like shit doing it. Your body is disgusting and you know it so wear this dress that looks like a tarp. That skirt better not go above your knees Jesus is watching you. A plain black hoodie cause we know you look like shit in anything else.

And there’s no in between.

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Me: No I’m not into calling anyone daddy and quite frankly I think it’s a bit gross

Me after watching Bo Burnham call himself daddy in his new comedy special: Aw fuck