Who On Earth Decided Things Could Start Before 10 Am. What Absolute Jackass Thought That It Was A Good
Who on earth decided things could start before 10 am. What absolute jackass thought that it was a good idea to fuck over the night owls like that. Props to you for being able to wake up early and just start your day but I don’t start functioning properly till noon sir.
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Man nothing makes this world feel more dystopian for me then watching 6 year olds pull out nicer phones that mine
Me ever time I get called to HR at work:
Fuck I hope they fire me this time
My brain honestly needs to learn how to prioritize it’s actions better. If I sing while I’m driving 100% of my brain power goes to singing and driving is just left up to muscle memory. Like I know this song is a bop but we should probably use at least 10% of our focus on trying not to crash the damn car.
ER Nurse: So you’re a chef?
Me: Yep. Have been for 2 years now.
ER Nurse: How’d you manage to cut your finger then? Aren’t you trained with knives.
Me: I never said I was a good chef.