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Niffty walks in wearing a fake beard.
Lucifer confused: Why do you have beard?
Niffty: the better question is why don’t you have a beard?
Lucifer: because I don’t want one.
Niffty: well, I do. I don’t see you questioning Angel on his beard.
She points to Angel at the bar.
Angel: you hear that chin fur, you’re officially a beard.
Lucifer: Angel’s a man.
Angel sparkling eyes: another first, take that Pops!
Henrion all the way the mob district: I stand by what I said at your communion!!
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This goat is El Hombre
Angel🕷️🩷: Char, do you have a list of sinners that you won’t try to help?
Charlie🏩: yup, the top five are truly horrible beyond help.
Angel🕷️🩷: who’s number 1?
Charlie🏩: Valentino, fuck him with a giant cross
Angel🕷️🩷: Awe
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An actual picture from Stolitz’s wedding
Charlie🏩: hey, Angel. Out of curiosity, what is the most embarrassing that ever happened to you at a club?
Angel Dust🕷️🩷: promise not to tell anyone?
Charlie nods.
Angel Dust🕷️🩷: I pulled a Barney Stinson. Me and a guy were grinding against each other for 2 hours. I turned to kiss him, and it was my cousin, Arlo. He thought I was a chick.
Husk (holding a maid dress near Niffty): I think you order the wrong size Nif.
Niffty: weird, I didn’t order a new uniform.
Angel comes in and snatches the dress from Husk.
Angel: Stop going through my mail
*Baby Duck Sounds*
6 baby ducks follow Stolas around his palace all the to the kitchen.
Octavia✨🎧: Dad, why are those duck following?
Stolas🦉✨: I think they imprinted on me.
Blitzø🐴: that’s ducking adorable.
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Husk♥️♠️: did you know I can play the saxophone?
Angel🕷️: I can play the trumpet and the accordion
Lucifer🍎🦆: I can also the accordion. *Gasp* that can only mean one thing!
Charlie🏩: Dad! Jazz/Polka fusion will never be a thing! Move on!
Lucifer🍎🦆: you have no vision!
Lucifer🍎: if nobody wants my pearls of wisdom, then I should just clam up.
*Cricket noises by Alastor*
Charlie🏩: Dad, an hour in the pun punishment corner