RAHHHHH ITS DONE ITS HERE

RAHHHHH ITS DONE ITS HERE

I THOUGHT ID GIVE YOU GUYS THE FINAL AUDIO INSTEAD OF MAKING YOU WAIT FOR THE YOUTUBE UPLOAD BC EDITING IS A BITCH AND KNOWING MYSELF IT WILL TAKE A WHILE LMAO

but anywho i hope you like it bc i love it ahhhh im so proud!!

big thanks to @somerandomdudelmao for making such a cool series that managed to pull me out of my writers block LMAO

i'll post again when i make the video and it goes up spotify, but for now... i sleep :>

EDIT: TOTALLY FORGOT TO ASK BUT WHAT SHOULD I CALL IT? PLS GIVE ME IDEAS IM SO STUCK

a neurodivergent nerd. call that

nerdodivergent

We can break them down by generation, too, just for fun. Going by the timeframes listed on the Wikipedia page for social generations:

The 1987 turtles are Gen Xers.

2003 are Millennials.

ALL OF THE OTHERS are Zoomers (though you could make a case for classifying the 2012 turtles as Zillennials, and maybe the MM boys as Zalphas).

I can't speak for the others, but the Rise boys fit the bill for Gen Z's unadulterated chaos. And for whatever reason, I can see the 2003 turtles eating avocado toast and drinking Starbucks.

I want a TMNT iteration crossover but with the turtles being the ages they would currently be in 2023. So you have the 51 year old 1987 turtles, 35 year old 2003 turtles, 26 year old 2012 turtles, 18-20 year old Rise turtles, and 15 year old MM turtles. Put them in a room together.

Incorrect Quotes Shenanigans: Special IRL Conversation Edition

Donnie: Ugh, I'm having literal nightmares about these kids... Maybe Afton was right.

April: Donnie, breathe. Think, "What would Dr. Delicate Touch do?"

Mikey: April, no--

Donnie: He'd take the tennis ball attachment on my battle shell and use it to blast the kids away.

Mikey: Okaaaaaaaay, let's bring out Dr. Positive instead!

If you've ever wondered why people in Hawai'i hate tourists, try to wrap your mind around the fact that there are CURRENTLY, RIGHT NOW, tourists sipping martinis and looking at fish within swimming range of the fresh corpses of local people who couldn't escape the overnight destruction of their entire town.

Try to comprehend that there are fully functional, high capacity boats passing through the waters in front of an area full of survivors who are stranded and in need of supplies, refusing to help. They are hosting snorkeling tours.

Really think about, try your best to actually picture over two thousand people unhoused and in need of shelter, with nothing but the clothes on their backs and nothing to return to. Understand that the island, stolen land, is littered with hotels full of air conditioned of rooms with beds and showers and toilets, each fully equipped to host hundreds of families for weeks, turning these people away because they're booked up with tourists who refuse to leave.

And understand that these tourists were offered free transport to return home or be hosted on other islands. Free. Courtesy of local tax dollars. 4,000 wealthy tourists were offered free flights shelter on Oahu and begged to leave the island, BEFORE the survivors were given shelter.

And enough still insisted on remaining and carrying out their vacations that people are left without shelter and resources while they enjoy "their stay in paradise".

[Edit]: This current situation, and this type of tourist behavior is horrifying beyond words. In other circumstances, the tourism situation is much more complicated, and I need to ask that people do not add on to this post unless they are local.

Let's roll, boys.