Ay Nooooooo, La Pobre!

Ay Nooooooo, la pobre!

I'm so dead bro, lmao

Centaur Moon from the Centaur AU by @missterious-figure found my OC

She's not suave, she dead

Incorrect quotes: Centaur Edition

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Moon: Where did we find this bucking man?? Josiah: I almost fell off a cliff to my death and Eclipse saved me so I stuck around. I remember that very vividly-

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Moon: I am going to patrol now. Void is in charge. I have told you all three times the instructions while I am not around. Josiah: You just told me ‘Josiah no’. Moon: And you can apply that to any situation. Josiah: Okay-

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Some centaur after an argument with another: Was he fighting or flirting with me?

Josiah: They tried to stomp your ribs in!

Centaur: …That doesn’t answer my question

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Moon, after learning Josiah be friends with the hybrid: Josiah, can I speak to you for a minute? In private. Josiah: Oooh, someone’s in trouble! Josiah: It’s me, I don’t know why I did that

—— Josiah and the hybrid: *running back into the herd in a panic* Sun: What did you do?! Josiah: Nobody died! Sun: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

—— Sun, usually: Violence is never the answer. Josiah, high on shrooms: It’s the question and the answer is YES! Moon: Not again-

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Moon, after Josi did something stupid: You’re standing on thin ice. Josiah, looking down before looking up: I’m standing on the ground. Moon, annoyed: It’s an expression. Josiah: It’s grass.

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Josiah, high on shrooms: Hi, my name is Josiah with a 'B' and I'm afraid of insects.

Void: Wait, wait, wait.

Josiah: What?

Void: Where's the 'B'?

Josiah, scared for his life: There's a bee?

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Josiah, buried in snow: I am the snow guardian, guardian of the snow! Hybrid: The untrained quiver before him (literally)! Josiah: BUCK OFF!

——— Celestial Herd AU belongs to @missterious-figure

Void belongs to @celestialweido

Hybrid centaur belongs to @kinshenewa

Josiah be mine!

fixed it

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD BE LITERALLY 100% OKAY WITH FAN ART ABOUT YOU EVEN IF IT WAS JUST STICK MEN

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

Even if I didn’t have a solid plan, in the back of my head, I always assumed I’d kill myself.

Now I’m an adult and people my age have their lives in order and I’m stuck here, confused, because I never planned to be alive and I’m so far behind.

I feel like I’ll never catch up.