Incorrect Quotes: Centaur Edition

Incorrect quotes: Centaur Edition

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Moon: Where did we find this bucking man?? Josiah: I almost fell off a cliff to my death and Eclipse saved me so I stuck around. I remember that very vividly-

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Moon: I am going to patrol now. Void is in charge. I have told you all three times the instructions while I am not around. Josiah: You just told me ‘Josiah no’. Moon: And you can apply that to any situation. Josiah: Okay-

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Some centaur after an argument with another: Was he fighting or flirting with me?

Josiah: They tried to stomp your ribs in!

Centaur: …That doesn’t answer my question

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Moon, after learning Josiah be friends with the hybrid: Josiah, can I speak to you for a minute? In private. Josiah: Oooh, someone’s in trouble! Josiah: It’s me, I don’t know why I did that

—— Josiah and the hybrid: *running back into the herd in a panic* Sun: What did you do?! Josiah: Nobody died! Sun: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

—— Sun, usually: Violence is never the answer. Josiah, high on shrooms: It’s the question and the answer is YES! Moon: Not again-

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Moon, after Josi did something stupid: You’re standing on thin ice. Josiah, looking down before looking up: I’m standing on the ground. Moon, annoyed: It’s an expression. Josiah: It’s grass.

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Josiah, high on shrooms: Hi, my name is Josiah with a 'B' and I'm afraid of insects.

Void: Wait, wait, wait.

Josiah: What?

Void: Where's the 'B'?

Josiah, scared for his life: There's a bee?

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Josiah, buried in snow: I am the snow guardian, guardian of the snow! Hybrid: The untrained quiver before him (literally)! Josiah: BUCK OFF!

——— Celestial Herd AU belongs to @missterious-figure

Void belongs to @celestialweido

Hybrid centaur belongs to @kinshenewa

Josiah be mine!

Lol, Josi still defending her. Bribe or not, that’s his friend!

“I am aware of so and frankly I don’t care.” Josiah said, gaining the courage to speak up, his hooves stomping the ground a bit in slight nervousness. “You have every right to be cautious but I can assure you, she is not a danger to the herd. I know her, she is… my friend and she has not made any attempts to hurt anyone.”

"So, you knew she was around, and you didn't tell me, Sun, or Eclipse?"

He growled at Josiah. Moon didn't look nor sound happy.

Ay Nooooooo, la pobre!

I'm so dead bro, lmao

Centaur Moon from the Centaur AU by @missterious-figure found my OC

She's not suave, she dead

Nice

@tway-la @gsstories @missterious-figure

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD BE LITERALLY 100% OKAY WITH FAN ART ABOUT YOU EVEN IF IT WAS JUST STICK MEN

Heheh, noice

@gsstories prepare for a necklace.

I still need to draw said necklace

But Josiah will be getting a pretty little necklace