INCORRECT QUOTE #17

INCORRECT QUOTE #17

MK : What’s your body count?

Sun Wukong : Do you mean sex or murder?

INCORRECT QUOTE #19

MK: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?

Redson: Yes?

MK: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.

Redson: Fuck.

MK: It's gonna be a fun week!

Redson: I'm going to my parents' house.

MK: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.

INCORRECT QUOTE #5

Nezha: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK!

Sun Wukong: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!

𝙍𝙐𝙇𝙀𝙎/𝙂𝙐𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀𝙎 [𝙇𝙀𝙂𝙊 𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙆𝙄𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝘿]

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☆ 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙄 𝙒𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙒𝙍𝙄𝙏𝙀:

○ Oneshots

○ Fluff

○ Comfort

○ Headcanons

○ Smut

☆ 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙄 𝙒𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙒𝙍𝙄𝙏𝙀:

○ Angst

○ Heavy Gore/Graphics

○ Toxic Relationships

○ Yandere

○ R@pe

○ Proshipping/P3d0p!ll!@

○ !nc3st

☆ 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝘼𝙑𝘼𝙄𝙇𝘼𝘽𝙇𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙒𝙍𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝘼𝘽𝙊𝙐𝙏:

○ MK

○ Mei

○ Tang

○ Pigsy

○ Sandy (all genres available except for smut)

○ Sun Wukong

○ Six-Eared Macaque

○ Nezha (all genres available except for smut)

○ Chang'e

○ Azure Lion

𝙈𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙏: 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙊𝙊𝙉

INCORRECT QUOTE #10

Macaque : Look, last night was a mistake.

Sun Wukong : A sexy mistake. 

Macaque : No, just a regular mistake.

INCORRECT QUOTE #15

Sun Wukong : All right, MK , that’s it, you’re grounded! I found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. I didn’t raise you to be such a nerd!

MK : I’m not even your kid-