Chaos Club

Chaos Club

Barty: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Regulus: *holding a kitchen knife* This knife is actually a magic wand.

Severus: Meet me in the back of the Hogs Head for a wizard duel.

Bellatrix: *cocks gun* Muggle magic missile.

Lucius: What in Merlin’s beard is wrong with you people.

Y/N: *Eating a pumpkin pastie* Shut up you stupid glorified peacock.

This is too funny 🤣

Harry: runs into strange woman as she enters the great hall "I'm so sorry miss..."

Y/N: "Snape"

Harry: "no not possible, there is no way you are related to professor Snape"

Y/N: "I'm his wife"

Harry: "really I've never heard about you or seen you before"

Y/N: "I'm the head of aurors in America"

Harry: walks away muttering "she has to be under a love potion"

Y/N: sits next to Severus "can you believe those kids think you are using a love potion on me"

Severus: "love can you turn and pretend to talk to McGonagall I'll put there suspicions to ease"

Severus: pulls vile from pocket and pours it into her cup watching Ron, Hermione and harry watch in shock

Severus: "drink this love and let the fun begin"

Y/N: drinks it then looks up to see their horrified faces

Found a beautiful Ao3 tag I’d like to share!

I don’t think I have ever been more proud 🥹

I’m in the car rn and thinking and an idea came to mind:

Young Snape on the Hogwarts train for the first time and realizing he gets motion sick.

Imagine a young Severus very excited up for his first year at Hogwarts, he has a little skip in his step as he finds a compartment for him and Lily to sit in.

The train begins to move, pulling out of the station. Severus is fine for about four minutes, until he realizes his head is spinning and he feels a weird feeling crawl up his throat. Severus grips his clothes rather tightly as he breathes heavily out of his mouth.

Severus begins to silently freak, thinking he got some sort of food poisoning by a hotdog that he got back at the Muggle Shops around Kings Cross Station.

By the time Lily looks at him and realizes something is up, the trolley lady opens their compartment door.

The sweet trolley woman spots the little black haired boy breathing heavily and pieces it together that he is motion sick.

The lady hands him a small bright blue taffy from her pocket and makes him eat it. The taffy tastes tangy and salty, yet Severus still chews it and swallows it, his motion sickness beginning to go away.

Severus quietly uttered a ‘thank you’ to the woman as Lily bought treats from the woman’s cart.

(Check out my other posts if you like this Severus headcannon, I plan to add more headcannons)

I LOVE HOW MY HEADCANNON EVOLVED!! THIS IS GORGEOUS, STUNNING AND FULL OF SEROTONIN!!

that one about cube!!

I love this! This is absolutely gorgeous art.

Quick Snape Headcannon:

I Believe Young Snape 100% knew how to solve a Rubix cube in his youth, and he can still do it as a professor.

( Let’s pretend Rubix cubes were in Britain around this time. )