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i saw this on instagram now i don’t know if this is actual facts about him or headcannon facts made up by fans so here is some facts about him that i agree with btw i agree with all of the facts😂 draco can have another favorite color but his first favorite color is green because he is a slytherin his favorite fruit is green apples and he loves green because of harry’s eyes:) i agree draco is scared of storms but harry is there to comfort him i don’t know if draco hates yellow because he feared he was gonna be a hufflepuff is true or not but okay🤷♀️ yes this is cannon draco actually liked the weasley twins it is cannon that draco went to fred funeral and george saw draco crying😢 i love this fact true or not i do love the snape is draco godfather like i believe lucius did made snape draco godfather i love that fact/theory yes i don’t think draco loved or proud of being a death eater so having to wear long sleeves to cover and hide his mark i see him doing that yes draco is scared of the dark but again harry is there to comfort him☺️ do i agree with draco being the 2 smartest on his year? yea i do he is smart and lastly does draco really have a little sister and his parents gave her away? well i did headcannon a theory that luna lovegood is draco malfoy cousin but now that i think about it what if she’s is his sister? i mean she was born in february 1981 while he was born in june 1980 yes while they are only a year apart but she would still be considered as his little sister i mean wow forget the cousin theory luna is not draco cousin she is his sister and i saw a youtube video about harry potter theories and in that video one of the theory was luna was draco long lost sister so what if it’s actually true? i think so i think luna is actually the daughter of lucius and narcissa and they gave her up for adoption and xenophilius and pandora lovegood adopted her i had to go to luna lovegood wiki to find out her mother name don’t judge me😂 so anyways i do agree that luna is draco sister so if i see any post about anyone shipping luna and draco together i will be disgusted just saying
Another headcanon for our lovely potion master that I have is that when he would have lessons with Hufflepuffs and he would make at least one of them cry, he would feel really bad for the rest of the day.
Snape you are a genius xD
Lockhart after he used his own charm on himself : Who am I?
Snape: twinkle twinkle little star
Snape: Your someone I wanna hit with a car
Snape: throw you off a cliff so high
Snape: that you break your neck
Snape: and die
Mcgonnagal interally: don’t laugh don’t laugh
AGREED! he looks so soft and squishy... I'd cherish him tbf
sub!snape headcanons :)
{part one}
im working on some sub!snape fics rn (ur requests), but in the mean time... have this
im high. so i apologize if thiss is a mess. pls ignore the grammar or whatever
warnings: NSFW, explicit, smutty (MINORS DNI OR I STG)
alright here we go (virgin, inexperienced, sub!snape)
My headcanons about...
Kissing: I honestly, this is kinda sad, but i imagine that sev was always really scared to be kissed because he thought it would be a prank. The first time you kiss him would have to be somewhere private, for this reason and the fact he hates pda, and you'd have to ask him. (i mean obviously, consent is important folks) but i mean, like literally verbally, "Severus, can I kiss you?" And i think at first his face is just blank, like hes trying to figure out if you're serious, amd he gets all flustered, and blushing and like "i, uh, you want.. are u sure? i.." or he is literally speechless and just nods
Kissing Cont. As the kissing gets more intimate i feel like hed be breathing pretty heavily. we know this man is skilled at occulemency and can control his emotions sooo well.. but when it comes to this... i think that man lets it go and is just a shaky, panting, flustered mess
Teasing: Especially in the beginning, he doesn't like to tease you or make moves. One, he's impatient. Two, he doesn't really know what to do and is scared of doing the wrong thing and messing up. But the second you start kissing on his neck... Running your hands down his body...
Preferences: sub!snape i think def prefers gentle!dom. i don't think he'd be totally against pain or stuff like that... but especially at first and for the most part, imo he would prefer to be taken care of. like lets bffr, his entire life he was neglected, touch starved and forced to always be in control. I think he would crave giving in, letting someone else control him
Prefrences Cont. He keeps his clothes on, especially at first. prob the trauma, mixed with insecurity, mixed with a bunch of other fun stuff. But at first, he is nearly fully clothed.
Kinks: Praise. 100%. And if you asked him before you guys had had sex about praise he probably would've scoffed. But the second you're on top of him the first time, moaning his name, saying how good hes making you feel, how well he's going... I think hes like o h. also slight degredation
Kinks cont. I don't think he'd like to be tied up tbh. as pretty as that'd be.. i think he'd need to touch you, feel you, his hands roaming everywhere. being pinned down by your wrists is different tho
Fav positions: when he's sub! he def likes you riding him, pinning his wrists down, taking what you need from him. he gets to see your whole body.. and relax for once and be a lil selfish in his own pleasure
Oral: sub!snape def prefers to give as opposed to recieving, i think this about dom!snape too, but especially about sub!snape. especially when you ride his face, when he gets to look up at you, watch your face contort in pleasure... especially when you grind down on him, but giving sub!snape head is like, a religious experience fam. on jah, on your jaw, dun dun tiss. yea that man is a shaking, whimpering mess, his hands clawing at the sheets, panting, cursing, begging. yep
His first time: lets be honest guys. he aint lasting long. but i think he would be like THIS? is what its like? and then proceed to overexhaust himself by going ten times because how in the world had he never felt this before.
misc.
he never used to touch himself much, insecurity and yk depression, but since you... whenever you're gone... he fucks his pillows yep i said it.
he def likes to edged, and having to beg for it. idk why, but i'd die on this hill.
he blushes so easy. like so easy. the man is so pale, one compliment or small kiss and his face is red
he's relatively quiet. he's verbal, but doesn't moan very loud. more so whispers, begs, quietly.. especially at first when he's more shy. but when he starts to get desperate, maybe after a lil bit of edging... he whimpers when he cums and thats just the truth
but if you compliment those whimpers.. tell him how much it turns you on.. he'll let them out even more
building on that, he wants to please you. be good for you. know that he's doing it right. in a horny way and also in a kinda emotional like.. she really does want me look at how shes reacting kinda way
loves to watch your face when he's making you cum
the first time you pull his hair hes like oh....
needs a lil extra aftercare after being sub! cause its a very vulnerable thing for him.. but his fav is just to lie there, cuddle you, bonus points if you praise him and tell him how proud you are of him
this was shameless.
cheerio xx
This can only mean two things...🙏🏻
oh, yes. Severus Snape would cry after making love for the first time
THIS HAS TO BE CANON MANNN😭‼️
I headcanon that Severus offers to do most night patrols of the castle because he suffers from insomnia. Hence why he's snappy during lessons. The man is EXHAUSTED.
Minerva: Severus, you've done most shifts this week. Surely you must need to sleep?
Severus: Sleep evades me but the students do not.
My favorite headcannon is about Snape not growing his beard so he wouldn't look so much like his father.
Quick Snape Headcannon:
I Believe Young Snape 100% knew how to solve a Rubix cube in his youth, and he can still do it as a professor.
( Let’s pretend Rubix cubes were in Britain around this time. )
(Check out my other posts if you like this Severus headcannon, I plan to add more headcannons)
To expand on my previous Snape rubix cube headcannon:
Like, imagine using a Rubix cube during potions class at Hogwarts and all of the sudden, Snape snatches the unsolved Rubix out of your hand. “Detention (Your Name), my office.”
And so, you walk into Snape’s office, and sit down in a chair, prepared to write lines, and boom, Snape slams your Rubix cube on the desk, and it’s solved. I totally imagine him making you stay for detention until you solve the Rubix cube a certain amount of times.
(Check out my other posts if you like this Severus headcannon, I plan to add more headcannons)
This is absolutely awesome! I love seeing fan art of my headcannon!
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Quick Snape Headcannon:
I Believe Young Snape 100% knew how to solve a Rubix cube in his youth, and he can still do it as a professor.
( Let’s pretend Rubix cubes were in Britain around this time. )
This is absolutely gorgeous and awesome! I love the way Severus sticks his tongue out in victory!
Quick Snape Headcannon:
I Believe Young Snape 100% knew how to solve a Rubix cube in his youth, and he can still do it as a professor.
( Let’s pretend Rubix cubes were in Britain around this time. )
Quick Severus Snape Headcannon:
Despite what others believe, Severus Snape and Lily Evans passed notes to eachother in class (if they were done with their classwork) and sometimes in the library when they studied.
Severus kept all of the folded notes in a little wooden box and re-read them later on.
After a long, tiring day of teaching dunderhead students, Professor Snape goes into his office and opens up the locked desk drawer with the little wooden box in it. Once in a blue moon, the shadow of a smile crosses the grumpy professors face while he looks at the contents of the box.
(Check out my other posts if you like this Severus headcannon, I plan to add more headcannons)
I’m in the car rn and thinking and an idea came to mind:
Young Snape on the Hogwarts train for the first time and realizing he gets motion sick.
Imagine a young Severus very excited up for his first year at Hogwarts, he has a little skip in his step as he finds a compartment for him and Lily to sit in.
The train begins to move, pulling out of the station. Severus is fine for about four minutes, until he realizes his head is spinning and he feels a weird feeling crawl up his throat. Severus grips his clothes rather tightly as he breathes heavily out of his mouth.
Severus begins to silently freak, thinking he got some sort of food poisoning by a hotdog that he got back at the Muggle Shops around Kings Cross Station.
By the time Lily looks at him and realizes something is up, the trolley lady opens their compartment door.
The sweet trolley woman spots the little black haired boy breathing heavily and pieces it together that he is motion sick.
The lady hands him a small bright blue taffy from her pocket and makes him eat it. The taffy tastes tangy and salty, yet Severus still chews it and swallows it, his motion sickness beginning to go away.
Severus quietly uttered a ‘thank you’ to the woman as Lily bought treats from the woman’s cart.
(Check out my other posts if you like this Severus headcannon, I plan to add more headcannons)
I LOVE HOW MY HEADCANNON EVOLVED!! THIS IS GORGEOUS, STUNNING AND FULL OF SEROTONIN!!
that one about cube!!
"Severus Tobias Snape"
Although it hurts, I lowkey headcannon that Snape's middle name (if he has one) is Tobias. And it pisses him off.
Headcanon : Severus dosen't hate teaching that much
Oprah (my OC's six year old daughter) : What are you doing, Sebus ?
Severus : *sigh*...A potion.
Oprah : Can I do one with you ?
Severus : It’s absolutely out of the quest...
[One hour later]
Samantha (my OC) : Severus... Why do I have a nagging feeling that my daughter drank - and made with you in her words - a Hair-raising potion?
S : She asked me !
So Luna sleepwalks pretty often. Says so herself, wears shoes to bed even.
You cannot tell me that teachers on nighttime patrol haven't found Luna wandering around.
Can you imagine, Snape's out on the hunt for students out of bed and hears someone walking around, he turns the corner and finds Luna sleepwalking. Then he's stuck trying to decide whether to wake her up or not. Does it actually hurt to wake a sleepwalker? Is that just an old wives tale? Then he spends the rest of the night following Luna around to make sure she doesn't hurt herself cuz he's indecisive.
He probably spends the next day researching sleepwalking so he can be prepared next time.
Severus Snape's father.
Tobias Snape was likely a veteran.
Tobias Snape was born early 1920s and was probably 14-19 years old when ww2 started in 1939.
The war lasted from 1939 to 1945, in which time Tobias definitely made it into the 18 to 41 age range at which british men were conscripted.
He spent at least 2 years as a soldier.
He came back and 15 years later he had Severus Snape.
Tobias might've dealt with PTSD and possibly drank quite a lot. He was definitely not a very pleasant man as it was hinted that he abused his wife and was neglectful towards Severus.
In my mind, Snape grew up with a extremely toxic masculine influence in his father and it made him afraid to show vulnerability and be himself openly.
Snape probably hates being called just Snape because that's what his dad was called and that's why he insists on be called Professor Snape.
Snape likely doesn't like the smell of muggle alcohol and doesn't like to drink too much. If he ever struggled with alcoholism he probably beat himself up all the time with 'i am just like my abusive father' thinking.
He dislikes violence and avoids raising his voice because it reminds him of his father. He never wants to be like his father.
I think Tobias likely had a 'you will never be worth anything' sort of thing towards Severus and that's what gave him the determination to prove himself to get back at his father. His father might be one of the reasons why Severus Snape is a Slytherin.
I sometimes wonder why someone as neat as Snape would leave his hair long.
It's probably just a dislike of haircuts or habit or whatever. Maybe to hide his nose?
Dude probably cuts his hair himself and doesn't bother to learn any cosmetic charms.
But my favourite possible reason is that he has a big birthmark on his neck that he feels quite insecure about so he grew out his hair to cover it.
For some reason, I think this is adorable. 🥰❤️