Dont Forget Snape Is Totally The Person To Not Look Up At A Student When They Walk Up To His Desk And

Don’t forget Snape is totally the person to not look up at a student when they walk up to his desk and clear their throat for his attention, he wants to be addressed properly.

The teacher who everyone believes has eyes on the back of their head, no joke, this man knows if two kids are holding hands under the desk.

What are some stereotypical teacher things that you think Snape would do as a professor?

This is absolutely gorgeous and awesome! I love the way Severus sticks his tongue out in victory!

Quick Snape Headcannon:

I Believe Young Snape 100% knew how to solve a Rubix cube in his youth, and he can still do it as a professor.

( Let’s pretend Rubix cubes were in Britain around this time. )

Found a beautiful Ao3 tag I’d like to share!

I don’t think I have ever been more proud 🥹

Chaos Club

Y/N: Oh god, she texted you ‘hi.’ Punctuation only means one thing, Lucius. She’s mad at you.

Lucius: No, it's Narcissa. She’s just being gramatically correct!

*meanwhile*

Narcissa: And then I used a period so he would know that I'm mad at him.

Severus: Cissa, a period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.

Narcissa: I stand by my choice.

(Genz marauders era)

I have decided to bend cannon and make my own group of misfits for my enjoyment:

Regulus, Barty, Lucius, Narcissa, Bellatrix, Severus, and of course Y/N (for the readers enjoyment.)

I’d like to call them the chaos club

Their ages are relatively similar in this reality and they all live a happy life because I cry when they die ☹️

Please don’t come at me in the comments if you don’t like this. I will frown

Links to the little blurbs:

Be Yourself

Scared Lucius

‘hi.’

Crying

Purified Water

My will to live

“BLOODY FUCKING WAND!”

It is a lovely book 🐭

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading