Miraak: Freyja, You Do Remember When We Agreed We Were Better Off As Friends, Right?

Miraak: Freyja, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Freyja, naked in Miraak's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Miraak, taking off his clothes: Fuck...me neither

Miraak: Where are your parents? Freyja: What are parents? Miraak: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

If there is one person in Skyrim that has figured out how the female orgasm works, it is MIRAAK

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Miraak, The first dragonborn?

I thought not. It’s not a story the Graybeards would tell you. It’s a Nordic legend. Miraak the Dragonborn was a Dragon priest of the dragon cult, so powerful and so wise he could use the thu'um to force beings to create life … He had such a knowledge of the Voice that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The forbidden knowledge of the Daedra is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Hermaeus Mora taught him everything he knew, then he killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."

-Neloth (probably reminding the LDB to think twice before allowing Hermaeus Mora to help him defeat Miraak?)

5'1 Freyja: Help! I'm drowning!

7'2 Miraak: Calm down it's only six feet of water

Freyja: NOT EVERYONE IS TALL

*While planning to break in somewhere* Miraak: Hey, let's do "Get Help!" Freyja: What? Miraak: "Get Help." Freyja: No. Miraak: C'mon, you love it! Freyja: I hate it. Miraak: It's great! It works every time! Freyja: It's humiliating. Miraak: Do you have a better plan? Freyja: No. Miraak: We're doing it! Freyja: We are not doing "Get Help!" *A Minute Later* Miraak, carrying Freyja: Get help! Please! My wife is dying! Help her! *throws Freyja at guards, knocking them out* Miraak: Ahh, classic! Freyja: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating. Miraak, laughing: Not for me, it's not.