Miraak X Freyja - Tumblr Posts

Miraak, admiring a sleeping Freyja: You’re so cute. Freyja, sleepily: I could beat your ass. Miraak, lovingly: I know.

5'1 Freyja: Help! I'm drowning!

7'2 Miraak: Calm down it's only six feet of water

Freyja: NOT EVERYONE IS TALL

This but make it Miraak and Freyja

UNDERSTAND MY SHIP

Miraak: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Freyja: It was me... Miraak: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

Miraak: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living I strike fear into- Freyja: You sleep with a teddy bear. Miraak: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!