Serana:*slams Books Down In Front Of Miraak*Serana:Boil Up Some Mountain Dew. Its Gonna Be A Long Night.Miraak:You

Serana: *slams books down in front of Miraak* Serana: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night. Miraak: You could of said literally anything else. Serana: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble. Miraak: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

A list of men I’d allow to do anything to me:

Uchiha men

If there is one person in Skyrim that has figured out how the female orgasm works, it is MIRAAK

Ayo new batman just dropped

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Miraak, The first dragonborn?

I thought not. It’s not a story the Graybeards would tell you. It’s a Nordic legend. Miraak the Dragonborn was a Dragon priest of the dragon cult, so powerful and so wise he could use the thu'um to force beings to create life … He had such a knowledge of the Voice that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The forbidden knowledge of the Daedra is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Hermaeus Mora taught him everything he knew, then he killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."

-Neloth (probably reminding the LDB to think twice before allowing Hermaeus Mora to help him defeat Miraak?)

currently reading a book that has the male lead say “your soul calls out. mine answers, beloved”, and I’m officially choosing to believe that Miraak would say this or some variation of it to the LDB at some point