Euripides, Trojan Women (trans. By A. Shapiro)

— Euripides, Trojan Women (trans. by A. Shapiro)

he has his mothers eyes and his father’s wrath

less bright versions below!

triple telemachus ATTACK!!!

Oh my gods I'm fucking dying right now sksndkendkd.

Me, to my little brother: It smells, absolutely horrendous in here (his room).

Him: I know.

Me: .... I am very gay. (currently dying and sobbing over gods and men and my boyfriend and homosexuality itself).

Him, thinking I'm still talking about his room because I'm so gay I can't project and he has his headphones on: I know, it's disgusting.

I'm dead. He killed me, I'm dead.

Me feeling like I'm just being lazy and wasting my time:

Sitting all day.

Listening to music at every waking hour.

Getting high.

Watching videos.

Talking online.

Eating copious amounts of pasta.

Drinking sugary beverages. Taking an ungodly amount of baths.

Not bothering to get dressed afterward and sleeping in my towel.

Sleeping for several hours longer than I 'should'. "I need to stop"

Hermes taking care of me/us/the body:

Resting (sitting).

Listening to music.

Getting high.

Watching funny videos.

Talking to friends.

Eating available food (pasta).

Drinking happy drinks (honey and coffee).

Taking even more baths.

Staying in bed even longer than we're asleep so we can love our cat. "It's okay, darling, live in the moment! Enjoy yourself! We have all the time in the world, be at rest"

Eurylochus really hit him with the “But we’ll die 🥺” after everything he did. Love him for that.

that fake uncited article that claimed odysseus was said to have hetrochromia in antiquity (he was not) led me down a rabbit hole of attempting to find any source on odysseus' eye color at all, only to discover there is none, which i find utterly hilarious given the repeated descriptions of his physical appearance. homer said "don't ask me the color of nothing he has MASSIVE TITS and THUNDER THIGHS. ive never looked him in the eyes in my life"