Eurylochus Really Hit Him With The But Well Die After Everything He Did. Love Him For That.

Eurylochus really hit him with the “But we’ll die 🥺” after everything he did. Love him for that.

fictive culture is "am i Headcanoning things or are these Memories?"

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Oh my gods I'm fucking dying right now sksndkendkd.

Me, to my little brother: It smells, absolutely horrendous in here (his room).

Him: I know.

Me: .... I am very gay. (currently dying and sobbing over gods and men and my boyfriend and homosexuality itself).

Him, thinking I'm still talking about his room because I'm so gay I can't project and he has his headphones on: I know, it's disgusting.

I'm dead. He killed me, I'm dead.

Me feeling like I'm just being lazy and wasting my time:

Sitting all day.

Listening to music at every waking hour.

Getting high.

Watching videos.

Talking online.

Eating copious amounts of pasta.

Drinking sugary beverages. Taking an ungodly amount of baths.

Not bothering to get dressed afterward and sleeping in my towel.

Sleeping for several hours longer than I 'should'. "I need to stop"

Hermes taking care of me/us/the body:

Resting (sitting).

Listening to music.

Getting high.

Watching funny videos.

Talking to friends.

Eating available food (pasta).

Drinking happy drinks (honey and coffee).

Taking even more baths.

Staying in bed even longer than we're asleep so we can love our cat. "It's okay, darling, live in the moment! Enjoy yourself! We have all the time in the world, be at rest"

Designs I’ve seen for Hermes so far:

- otherworldly being radiating power and energy, a form of something no longer a human but an outside shell for what it truly is

- disco man

- whore

THE SEQUEL OF ME BEING GAY AND MY BROTHER NOT HEARING RIGHT.

Him: Why haven't you been asking for the Xbox? (not my house so since he's the only resident who plays, it lives in his room, but I take it at night sometimes since I'm a nocturnal bitch 🤍).

Me: I've been focused on other things. Like men.

Him: What so I'm not a man?

Me: ?????????????? Uh.... uhm.... not a man I'm interested in falling in love with????????????

Him: ??????

Me: ????????????????????????????????

Him: I'm not gay?????

Me: I said I'm focusing on men and you said "so I'm not a man?" what are you- what- what do you mean????

Him: I THOUGHT YOU SAID LIKE A MAN. A MAN.

Me: OH.

Oh my gods I'm fucking dying right now sksndkendkd.

Me, to my little brother: It smells, absolutely horrendous in here (his room).

Him: I know.

Me: .... I am very gay. (currently dying and sobbing over gods and men and my boyfriend and homosexuality itself).

Him, thinking I'm still talking about his room because I'm so gay I can't project and he has his headphones on: I know, it's disgusting.

I'm dead. He killed me, I'm dead.