Date 29 July 2024 - Tumblr Posts
Oh my gods I'm fucking dying right now sksndkendkd.
Me, to my little brother: It smells, absolutely horrendous in here (his room).
Him: I know.
Me: .... I am very gay. (currently dying and sobbing over gods and men and my boyfriend and homosexuality itself).
Him, thinking I'm still talking about his room because I'm so gay I can't project and he has his headphones on: I know, it's disgusting.
I'm dead. He killed me, I'm dead.
THE SEQUEL OF ME BEING GAY AND MY BROTHER NOT HEARING RIGHT.
Him: Why haven't you been asking for the Xbox? (not my house so since he's the only resident who plays, it lives in his room, but I take it at night sometimes since I'm a nocturnal bitch 🤍).
Me: I've been focused on other things. Like men.
Him: What so I'm not a man?
Me: ?????????????? Uh.... uhm.... not a man I'm interested in falling in love with????????????
Him: ??????
Me: ????????????????????????????????
Him: I'm not gay?????
Me: I said I'm focusing on men and you said "so I'm not a man?" what are you- what- what do you mean????
Him: I THOUGHT YOU SAID LIKE A MAN. A MAN.
Me: OH.
Oh my gods I'm fucking dying right now sksndkendkd.
Me, to my little brother: It smells, absolutely horrendous in here (his room).
Him: I know.
Me: .... I am very gay. (currently dying and sobbing over gods and men and my boyfriend and homosexuality itself).
Him, thinking I'm still talking about his room because I'm so gay I can't project and he has his headphones on: I know, it's disgusting.
I'm dead. He killed me, I'm dead.
fictive culture is "am i Headcanoning things or are these Memories?"
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