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7 months ago

Me feeling like I'm just being lazy and wasting my time:

Sitting all day.

Listening to music at every waking hour.

Getting high.

Watching videos.

Talking online.

Eating copious amounts of pasta.

Drinking sugary beverages. Taking an ungodly amount of baths.

Not bothering to get dressed afterward and sleeping in my towel.

Sleeping for several hours longer than I 'should'. "I need to stop"

Hermes taking care of me/us/the body:

Resting (sitting).

Listening to music.

Getting high.

Watching funny videos.

Talking to friends.

Eating available food (pasta).

Drinking happy drinks (honey and coffee).

Taking even more baths.

Staying in bed even longer than we're asleep so we can love our cat. "It's okay, darling, live in the moment! Enjoy yourself! We have all the time in the world, be at rest"

Me Feeling Like I'm Just Being Lazy And Wasting My Time:

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6 months ago

fictive culture is "am i Headcanoning things or are these Memories?"

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β™‘ reblog β™‘ plural plurality fictive introject tagged commentary yeah plus as a mixtive let me say it is really weird being an absolute Homosexual whereas my newest source is madly in love with his wife not to mention MY boyfriend is /canonically/. my great grandfather. please help. /I/ don't care about Penelope and /I/ am not /related/ to Hermes but that's not necessarily my exomemories??? as my original source I was definitely gay in exomemories and my canon girlfriend is 100% a beard but Odysseus is so confusing I am. help me I'm not madly in love with my woman wife but I am madly in love with my great grandfather the god of Many things (side note Why does Hermes have So. Many. Domains. Geez.) also dating Zeus and Poseidon who are Hermes' dad and uncle (canonically not in sys) and therefore my great great grandfather and great great uncle (/canonically/) but none of us are related in-sys. but the source. I thought there was a loophole since it's unclear if LaΓ«rtes is actually my father but it's my mother's side that Hermes is on so no luck there. I can't escape the assumed incest. does it even matter though they're GODS incest isn't real they're Divine G O D S their family tree is one massive fucking circle literally Persephone alone in Orphic mythology was originally the faughter of Rhea (mother of Zeus and Demeter) but later in more Hellenic times is the daughter of Zeus and Demeter. either way she's an incest baby. and THEN Zeus arranges her marriage to her brother uncle Hades As ONE example Hermaphroditus is the child of Hermes and Aphrodite who are half siblings because they're both children of Zeus point is I'm suffering over here. I am so conflicted. /please/ send help (/hyperbole I fucking love it here my life is perfect actually) (aside from the BPD crash that fucking sucks but HAREM OF GODS and the GODS πŸ‘πŸΎ ARE πŸ‘πŸΎ REAL πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎ) (dying) queued odysseus {{he/it}} date β€” 29 July 2024
6 months ago

If I see one more person say "sirens aren't like that in the Greek mythology" I'm going to explode.

POLITES DIDN'T DIE IN THE CYCLOPS CAVE

ZEUS DIDN'T GAVE ODYSSEUS A CHOICE AS TO WHETHER HE OR HIS CREW DIED.

ODYSSEUS DID NOT LEAVE CIRCE'S ISLAND ALIVE BY CRYING ABOUT HIS WIFE AND HOW MUCH HE MISSES HER.

POSEIDON WAS NOT AFRAID OF SCYLLA.

AND ODYSSEUS DID NOT READ THE LIPS OF THE SIREN.

Epic is not 100% faithful to The Odyssey, there are events that even happen out of order and Jay has said so. So don't come to me with "that's not how it is in the book" for a detail, it's like they heard that piece of information somewhere and didn't release it

(I'm angry with those who criticize the animators)


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6 months ago
"come Play With Me And Our Daughter---!" "DAUGHTER???? I Mean... Thats Cool I Just Didnt Know, You Know?"

"come play with me and our daughter---!" "DAUGHTER???? i mean... thats cool i just didnt know, you know?"


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6 months ago

This is about Thersites by the way.

Everyone else mentioned in the pre-story character list had their rank and important relations listed, but Thersites was none so lucky.

Agamemnon, son of Atreus; king of Argos and Mycenae; leader of the host.

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Achilles, son of Peleus and the sea nymph Thetis, grandson of Aeacus, son of Zeus; chief of the Myrmidons from Phthia and Hellas.

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Odysseus (Ulysses), son of Laertes and husband of Penelope; king of Ithaca and leader of the Cephallenians.

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Diomedes, son of Tydeus and grandson of Oeneus; king of Middle Argos, Tiryns and Aegina.

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Patroclus, son of Menoetius; comrade and squire of Achilles.

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Thersites, ugliest of the Greek soldiers; an endless talker.

My guy. My man. Sirs. He's just a guy. He's poor, he has scoliosis and he speaks out against Agamemnon, why must you be so cruel?

Has he no family? For all we know he was born of a rotting broken bone, who is this man's father? Why is he even mentioned here if all you can tell us is that he talks a lot and isn't pretty?

He doesn't even talk that much! He talks a pretty normal amount for the always very long speeches that every single soldier gives. It's wordy, but everyone is wordy, he isn't special. He isn't rambling, he's just speaking 'out of place'.

Not to mention that once you get to him in the actual story, Odysseus beats and belittles him publicly. What the fuck, man, he's just a guy! A little guy! Be nice to him!

This Is About Thersites By The Way.
This Is About Thersites By The Way.
hermesseus - They're gay, your honour.

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6 months ago

gray, fighting:

the person he's fighting: is he... in love with me? he must be... we are soulmates??? .......


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5 months ago

Funny idea I'm just going to jot down here for future musing.

What if, after having been a god for awhile, Diomedes decides he wants to be mortal again so he can die and join his friends in the underworld. He's granted this request and lives on earth as a mortal for a little while before dying a natural death. Upon which he immediately finds himself not in the underworld like he expected, but instead finds himself in a weird unknown place on fire next to a bewildered Odysseus.


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5 months ago
hermesseus - They're gay, your honour.

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β™‘ reblog β™‘ meme dionysus hermes tagged commentary πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ it's not very accurate and is clearly focused on Jesus but it's funny and I love that we were tagged I have no idea what Hermes is doing there (not saying he shouldn't be but I am definitely unfamiliar with the possible references) And I don't know the other ones. But I can talk about Dionysus. He was definitely not born of a virgin. His parents (Zeus and Semele) were in a relationship and having sex. However he was born abnormally (Zeus vaporised Semele with his true form and then sewed fetus Dionysus to his leg to finish maturing). Wandering miracle worker doesn't not make sense. He was a mortal demigod at first and later ascended not only to full godhood but to Olympus Though afaik his wandering work was mostly wine and he wasn't really a miracle worker like Jesus. Magic was involved but not for good Not necessarily for bad but like. Not for good. yk. Crucified. I mean that's a specific way to die like getting hung or beheaded and I'm pretty sure that did Not happen to him. Or buried. He has themes of death and rebirth (particularly from Orphism and other older versions) because of the death of his mother... ...and also because Hera had him torn apart and eaten by the gods but Athena saved his heart to be reborn again. (Which is a completely separate origin story I believe as iirc Athena put the heart into Semele therefore she must have been alive during... ...and after Dionysus' full term). In any sense if he was crucified or at all buried then we certainly aren't familiar with the story. Also nothing about 'three days later' in particular or a simple straightforward ressurection that we know of either. And he ascended to the heavens (Mount Olympus) when he became a full god and an Olympian but the concept of 'heaven' in Hellenism is vastly different from the Abrahamic concept of Heaven. Even more different than Hades/The Underworld and Hell. Still though I very much enjoy having been tagged. Thank you Phoenix /g /vpos queued {{it/he/they/any/god/wine}} date β€” 5 September 2024
5 months ago

Riordanverse fictive culture is, there's a Hermes^ in this system... he's from a different Greek mythology modern adaptation, he's not my dad, but I am definitely going to have very complicated feelings about him...

Also though why do we look and act so similar. I mean appearance wise he looks like a pretty commonly accepted idea (blond hair, blue eyes) and it's the idea that I look like, although he's more often depicted as a brunet (which is just confusing to us).

But behaviour? He formed before we read my source. He never got to read my source. He's the one who decided to read it but he was gone before we were able to get our hands on the series. And his source is... very different. He's canon-divergent yet he became a lot like me. Less evil but still very similar.

That isn't going to help things.

– βœ¨πŸ•―οΈ // πŸ—‘οΈ (Luke Castellan)

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5 months ago

Source divergent fictive culture is having a really weird relationship with your source... I never stole anything. I never started a war. I have trauma but everything that isn't typical for demigods stopped when I was 15. I was saved. I mean, I was hurt. But then I was saved.

It's really weird feeling still a little guilty for things that I never did. People I never hurt. Pain I never caused. And it's really weird feeling bad for the guy who went through trauma I never did when he's technically me.

– βœ¨πŸ•―οΈ // πŸ—‘οΈ (Luke Castellan)

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