hermesseus

They're gay, your honour.

Headmate sideblog // Odysseus/Máxime, he/it, mixtive in a system. // Current sources and fandoms are Despicable Me 4 (Máxime Le Mal) and EPIC: The Musical/Homer/Greek mythology (Odysseus). // I am also dating the Hermes in my system (and Poseidon and Zeus).

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pov: when you and bro r the same person

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hermesseus

7 months ago

i saw this and felt the young prickcest energy

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♡ reblog ♡ meme comic fanart fandom rick and morty Selfcest prickcest tagged commentary I though they meant the meat. Not an original response to the original I'm sure but it makes sense to assume a Rick would be talking about monster meat. queued dionysus {{it/he/they/any/god/wine}} date — 16 August 2024

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hermesseus

7 months ago

Come on everypony smile, smile, smile! 🎉🎉

rosita (pinkie) design by @bixels

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♡ reblog ♡ art pinkie pie my little pony tagged commentary dear gods the fucking flashbacks to the gore holy shit so fun just roaming the YouTube with a random motivation to look up jumpscares and finding smile and cupcakes the fact it wasn't even traumatising at the time like are we okay queued – Tavy ⛲ {{they/it/hy}} date — 18 September 2024

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hermesseus

8 months ago

The finest souls are those who gulped pain and avoided making others taste it. — Nizariat

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♡ reblog ♡ quote philosophy queued odysseus {{he/it}} date — 8 August 2024

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hermesseus

8 months ago

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♡ reblog ♡ meme positivity philosophy queued odysseus {{he/it}} date — 8 August 2024

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hermesseus

7 months ago

Funny idea I'm just going to jot down here for future musing.

What if, after having been a god for awhile, Diomedes decides he wants to be mortal again so he can die and join his friends in the underworld. He's granted this request and lives on earth as a mortal for a little while before dying a natural death. Upon which he immediately finds himself not in the underworld like he expected, but instead finds himself in a weird unknown place on fire next to a bewildered Odysseus.

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♡ reblog ♡ fandom homer iliad diomedes odysseus tagged commentary that's... so fucking funny 😂 Why did Dante have them going to Hell though... actually yk what that's. no that's a dumb question. Of course Dante had them in Hell How dare ye be flawed (war crimes) queued dionysus {{it/he/they/any/god/wine}} date — 24 August 2024

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