hermesseus

They're gay, your honour.

Headmate sideblog // Odysseus/Máxime, he/it, mixtive in a system. // Current sources and fandoms are Despicable Me 4 (Máxime Le Mal) and EPIC: The Musical/Homer/Greek mythology (Odysseus). // I am also dating the Hermes in my system (and Poseidon and Zeus).

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This Might Be Super Niche Actually But I Don't Care, I'm Suffering.

This might be super niche actually but I don't care, I'm suffering.

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hermesseus

6 months ago

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♡ reblog ♡ meme dionysus hermes tagged commentary 😂😂😂 it's not very accurate and is clearly focused on Jesus but it's funny and I love that we were tagged I have no idea what Hermes is doing there (not saying he shouldn't be but I am definitely unfamiliar with the possible references) And I don't know the other ones. But I can talk about Dionysus. He was definitely not born of a virgin. His parents (Zeus and Semele) were in a relationship and having sex. However he was born abnormally (Zeus vaporised Semele with his true form and then sewed fetus Dionysus to his leg to finish maturing). Wandering miracle worker doesn't not make sense. He was a mortal demigod at first and later ascended not only to full godhood but to Olympus Though afaik his wandering work was mostly wine and he wasn't really a miracle worker like Jesus. Magic was involved but not for good Not necessarily for bad but like. Not for good. yk. Crucified. I mean that's a specific way to die like getting hung or beheaded and I'm pretty sure that did Not happen to him. Or buried. He has themes of death and rebirth (particularly from Orphism and other older versions) because of the death of his mother... ...and also because Hera had him torn apart and eaten by the gods but Athena saved his heart to be reborn again. (Which is a completely separate origin story I believe as iirc Athena put the heart into Semele therefore she must have been alive during... ...and after Dionysus' full term). In any sense if he was crucified or at all buried then we certainly aren't familiar with the story. Also nothing about 'three days later' in particular or a simple straightforward ressurection that we know of either. And he ascended to the heavens (Mount Olympus) when he became a full god and an Olympian but the concept of 'heaven' in Hellenism is vastly different from the Abrahamic concept of Heaven. Even more different than Hades/The Underworld and Hell. Still though I very much enjoy having been tagged. Thank you Phoenix /g /vpos queued {{it/he/they/any/god/wine}} date — 5 September 2024

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hermesseus

6 months ago

I think I'll call my stylus Odysseus by the way it kept getting delayed

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♡ reblog ♡ odysseus iliad homer epic the musical fandom joke silly tagged commentary nnnnNNOOOOOOO Shut! No how dare you /lh /silly – Tavy ⛲ {{they/it/hy}} date — 22 September 2024

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hermesseus

6 months ago

imagine having 108 men living in your house, abusing your son, and making horribly gross comments to and about you

I truly believe the most romantic possible thing would be for your husband to kill them all

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♡ reblog ♡ homer odyssey epic the musical tagged commentary Us learning Odysseus kills 100 men trying to marry his wife: Oh... yikes... that's extreme. Us learning said 100 men want to kill Telemachus and rape Penelope: Oh okay so we're not upset about the murder that's cool. Us learning they're trying to force Penelope into marriage and are overall really awful: Oh we're /happy/ about the murder okay that's cool. percy {{he/it/any}} date — 4 September 2024

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hermesseus

6 months ago

Be alone. Eat alone, take yourself on dates, sleep alone. In the midst of this you will learn about yourself. You will grow, you will learn what inspires you. You will cultivate your own dreams, your own beliefs, your own stunning clarity. And when you do meet the right person who makes your cells dance, you will be sure of it because you are sure of yourself. Bianca Sparacino

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♡ reblog ♡ quote philosophy queued odysseus {{he/it}} date — 8 August 2024

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hermesseus

6 months ago

Stop shrinking to fit places you’ve outgrown. Unknown

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♡ reblog ♡ quote philosophy queued odysseus {{he/it}} date — 8 August 2024

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