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Human Kite Redesign!

Human Kite redesign!

Human Kite Redesign!
Human Kite Redesign!

So i couldn't decide what colour the underside of his kite should be 😅 tbh i still don't know so let's ignore it for the moment

Alrighty then headcanon time:

His costume is based off of skydivers/parachutists with army inspirations

There are two protable oxygen tanks on his back under the suit, attached to his helmet by a tube

The kite attaches via magnet

The underside of his kite will be a dark color for camouflage in the night sky, while the top will be his classic red and yellow

Also the kite's grey edge is a blade! It's his main weapon in combat. He's wearing special gloves to grab the blade without slicing his hand open

His helmet has a voice modifier that makes Kyle's voice sound like it has been tossed in the garbage disposal

Kyle actually wasn't the one to put together his suit lol

Remember this scene?

Human Kite Redesign!

Jumping off that building and suffering head trauma activated his mutation, which is, you guessed it, psychic abilities! More specifically telekinesis (for now)

I believe with my whole heart psychic kyle is canon like i know it was just an end of the episode joke but jvdavdavkadbsf

Why is his superhero persona an elementalist flier when his superpower is telekinesis? Well he wanted to continue the legacy of his childhood persona, Human Kite, but also if people found out he was a mutant they couldn't trace his powers to Human Kite's powers

Oh yeah no one knows Kyle's a mutant

/Especially/ his parents he dreads the possibility of them finding out

Kyle was in a state of denial for a long time, years, after his mutation activated

How does he fly? Telekinesis! He lifts himself like he would an object lmao

No wind powers either its all telekinesis

Human Kite is only active at night he wanted to be as low-key as possible

He was only discovered because of reports of an unidentified flying object in the city. Authorities thought it might be aliens so they investigated lol

Well they still think its aliens since Human Kite has never stood for an interview. Always on the run

His usual routine consists of scanning the city from above looking for possible threats. This usually takes about a half hour

The other superheroes are currently aware of Human Kite

When another superhero is fighting more than they can handle he swoops in and assists them. He's gone before they have a chance to speak with him tho

Human Kite has a special bond with Call Girl

Funnily, even tho Kyle and Stan are best friends, Human Kite and Toolshed hate eachother's guts

Kyle's about 17 in this au

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