Sp Kyle Broflovski - Tumblr Posts
I spend my time at work very wisely
They cannot handle the style style
everyone lovessss to say that they want more shows with morally bankrupt main characters who you sometimes (or often) can’t even empathize with, but try to recommend them south park and see how quiet they get……..
“How does this even make any sense-”
“Literally stfu; have you heard the phrase children should be seen and never heard? Why don’t you apply that to your life 🤨”
Kyle: *having fun with someone else*
Stan:
I've been watching a lot of South park these days, he's one of my faves :p
ms paint doodles
and im back, bbabbyyy!!
i'll try to get back to posting more sp stuff
recent ms paint doodles, might be working/posting more of my runaways (the aliens)
Human Kite redesign!
So i couldn't decide what colour the underside of his kite should be 😅 tbh i still don't know so let's ignore it for the moment
Alrighty then headcanon time:
His costume is based off of skydivers/parachutists with army inspirations
There are two protable oxygen tanks on his back under the suit, attached to his helmet by a tube
The kite attaches via magnet
The underside of his kite will be a dark color for camouflage in the night sky, while the top will be his classic red and yellow
Also the kite's grey edge is a blade! It's his main weapon in combat. He's wearing special gloves to grab the blade without slicing his hand open
His helmet has a voice modifier that makes Kyle's voice sound like it has been tossed in the garbage disposal
Kyle actually wasn't the one to put together his suit lol
Remember this scene?
Jumping off that building and suffering head trauma activated his mutation, which is, you guessed it, psychic abilities! More specifically telekinesis (for now)
I believe with my whole heart psychic kyle is canon like i know it was just an end of the episode joke but jvdavdavkadbsf
Why is his superhero persona an elementalist flier when his superpower is telekinesis? Well he wanted to continue the legacy of his childhood persona, Human Kite, but also if people found out he was a mutant they couldn't trace his powers to Human Kite's powers
Oh yeah no one knows Kyle's a mutant
/Especially/ his parents he dreads the possibility of them finding out
Kyle was in a state of denial for a long time, years, after his mutation activated
How does he fly? Telekinesis! He lifts himself like he would an object lmao
No wind powers either its all telekinesis
Human Kite is only active at night he wanted to be as low-key as possible
He was only discovered because of reports of an unidentified flying object in the city. Authorities thought it might be aliens so they investigated lol
Well they still think its aliens since Human Kite has never stood for an interview. Always on the run
His usual routine consists of scanning the city from above looking for possible threats. This usually takes about a half hour
The other superheroes are currently aware of Human Kite
When another superhero is fighting more than they can handle he swoops in and assists them. He's gone before they have a chance to speak with him tho
Human Kite has a special bond with Call Girl
Funnily, even tho Kyle and Stan are best friends, Human Kite and Toolshed hate eachother's guts
Kyle's about 17 in this au