Guardian Angel

guardian angel

I had an epiphany

pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc

against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"

Drag Queen Cartman Thoughts ep 234353

Okay first saying that: I just think Cartman would do well with an outlet that is 1) flashy and theatrical 2) gives him attention 3) involves having to take himself less seriously. So in a theoretical good future where he and Kyle get married and shit, he's doing that either for a career or as a hobby.

I could see Kyle and him sitting on the couch while Kyle plays video games and Cartman sews rhinestones spelling out "JERSEY SLUT" on the ass of some tearaway pants. Bad Irene is his stage name and he loves pissing Kyle off by playing up trashy Jersey stereotypes (but Kyle would be more just impressed at how far Eric can get with his creativity and obsessive nature and doesn't want to admit out loud how charmed he is by his weirdo husband lip syncing to The Ronnettes).

Bad Irene maybe also gets enough of an audience that she starts performing some original songs and I can see her getting up to a microphone like:

"This is a very special song I wrote about an incredible woman in my life, my mother-in-law. As some of you know, I'm married to a jewish boy - he's right over there, say hi Kyal! - and being a gay jew, his mother is his best friend. I'm just...." *pause for emotional moment that may or may not be genuine* "SO lucky to have these people in my life."

*deep breathe and pause for dramatic effect*

*Kyle is already slouched as low as possible in his seat, hand over his face, hoping that what he thinks is about to happen isn't going to happen*

"WEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL......"

“Kyman is problematic” oh for real? On god? Deadass? You think so?

omg, kyman