My Sister: You Can Eat Some Of The Brownies, Just Dont Eat The Corner I Just Took A Bite Out Of.
My sister: You can eat some of the brownies, just don’t eat the corner I just took a bite out of.
Me: No shit, dumbass.
My sister:
My sister: I don’t even have a response for that
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A little bonus:
This scene from ‘Five Times Tommy was an Anomaly’ by @teeth--eater has me vibrating from fluff, and the entirety of Human Error has become some of my comfort content so enjoy this quick little doodle
My sister, filling out a form: ‘First and last name, please enter a number greater than zero’? What??
Me, walking downstairs to take my antibiotics: YO NECESITO LAS DRUGAS
My sister: Yo necesito... you to put my pizza in the fridge
Assignment: Design a cover for a book
Me: Could I do mine for a story that’s not technically officially published?
Teacher: Sure!
I saw what my assignment was and the first thing that came to mind was Home Again, Home Again by @ratspleen
The project was super fun and honestly if you haven’t go read the Human Error series on AO3 because nothing has gotten me screaming and crying (/pos) like this in a long time
Me: Okay, so you *points at eldest sister* are cottagecore, and you *points at middle sister* are city. So what am I?
E.S.: a basement gremlin
M.S.: well if that’s what you call her, I’m gonna give you a meaner name.
M.S.: sad bitch.
E.s.: yeah, we prefer the ‘spicy thoughts club*
E.S.: our uniforms are crushed party hats