Great, So Youre Telling Me Destro And Cobra Commander Are That Love-hate Couple That Constantly Came

Great, so you’re telling me Destro and Cobra Commander are that love-hate couple that constantly came in when I worked customer service! 😆

Typo or not, that’s just too funny. I’m just imagining the troopers getting nervous once the Commander and Destro start insulting each other because they’re genuinely not sure if the two of them are going to start blowing kisses or throwing punches. It could go either way!

Dang, the writers of the GI Joe RPG really know what's what with the subtext.

(This is from the "Cobra Codex" sourcebook.)

[Text in image: Destro is one of the most popular and important characters in G.I. JOE. Where is loyalties lie impacts your campaign. He's best known as a loyal member of Cobra. Having him around to bark orders at the PCs and verbally spar with Zartan and Cobra Commander and flirt with Baroness and Cobra Commander adds flavor and context to your campaign. However, an independent Destro adds the Iron Grenadiers as an additional dimension. A wild card faction out for itself but willing to work with Cobra deepens the political interplay the PCs get to interact with.]

Scenario Prompt # 10

Your character(s) go on a fishing trip. What they catch is most certainly not a fish.

Cobra Commander Image Dump

Just some random images I’ve collected on Pinterest. Most of them are official artworks to the best of my knowledge. If you see your work, please tag so I know who the talent is!

Well, dang. Color me intrigued! Horror involving kids is always super creepy in my opinion, and you've definitely set up a horrific situation well. If you ever do finish it, I would love to read it. Great job!

Scenario Prompt #9

Your character is a monster hunter. They are called to a funeral. The problem? The dearly departed won’t stay dead.

I feel like a lot of my blorbos would know exactly what to do in this situation. They’ve survived worse, and know how to perform first aid and field dress their own wounds.

But this weirdo wouldn’t even try to staunch the bleeding:

Assuming Pinhead could be shot at all (could silver bullets or blessed bullets harm a cenobite, perhaps?), he’d either stand there monologuing about sweet suffering like nothing had happened or would dig around in the wound to make the pain more exquisite. Regardless, he’d tear his assailant’s soul apart.

(Snake Eyes image from Snake Eyes: Deadgame, and I’m pretty sure Pinhead’s is from Dead by Daylight. Not sure about the source on Boba’s so if someone knows, please let me know.)

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“So plant your own gardens and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.”

— Jorge Luis Borges