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This man has style, a temper, somewhere to go, and a purse full of lettuce. The funniest part of this scene to me is that he chose this costume. He is his own boss, he’s not forced to wear this one…but he wanted it…
I just think his cloth mask is really stupid.
I've finally acquired a Bayscream to join my Seeker ranks!!
I'm obsessed with their relationship.
(Found this in a post I saw) When Commander wants to take out James/Destro since they have no use for him anymore
Commander: Did you take out Destro as I requested?
Baroness: Destro has been taken out, yes.
Commander: You have my grat-
Baroness: It was a great restaurant.
Baroness: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Baroness: He proposed afterwards. We’re filing the wedding papers.
In 1 Day Darkness Will Fall And Villains Will Rise Across The HasbrOmniverse And Beyond! (Art By Tavaz)
I love Cobra Commander’s insults.
Not only are you out of your mind, but your poetry stinks as well!
Fandom Fact: The Voice of Cobra Commander
When writing Cobra Commander, Larry Hama imagined he would sound like Orson Welles. No wonder he loves to give speeches!
Why yes, Cobra Commander is a special little princess, indeed.
(DeviantArt Image Credits: Snake Commander in Pastel by BITEGHOST; Hello Kitty Commander by greckler.)
he’s an irredeemable villain to you. he’s my special little princess though
These Wailord fusions remind me of Cobra Commander.
COBRA!!!!! (Cue whale noises.)
G.I. Joe Crack Fic Ideas
Be sure to credit and share a link if you use any of these. I’d love to read them!
-Cobra Commander takes up knitting and stabs someone for insulting his handiwork. (Granted, his Joe voodoo dolls are truly hideous, as are his sweaters...)
-Snake Eyes gets tired of always wearing the same mask and goes to a costume store. He freaks out random Joes with his new selections.
-Storm Shadow, missing the tastes of home, just can’t seem to find a decent Japanese restaurant. He’s never been one for cooking, but he decides to whip up a dish himself. (You decide whether this results in success or failure.)
-Zartan leaves Cobra to seriously pursue a career as a rock star. He finds out he’s actually better at girl pop, instead, and unexpectedly becomes a new sensation. (Bonus: The Dreadnoks, realizing they’ve lost their leader to legions of adoring fans, decide to put a stop to this. But one of them becomes a fan themselves.)
This is the crossover I didn’t know I needed!
someone on Twitter suggested people draw their comfort character interacting with the smiling friends, so here’s my take 🙏
I wouldn’t have the heart to kill any of my boys.
Though half of them deserve a good beat down, not gonna lie. (And Nyarlathotep can’t be killed so there’s that.)
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Even the ones from the same media barely get along. Have you seen the mess that is Cobra high command?
Hmm…just picturing Zartan and Boba Fett both working for Cobra. That would get interesting. (As much as I like to picture my boy Boba being better than that, let’s be real. He worked for Jabba the Hutt, and he worked for the Empire. He would probably follow the money and the challenge. Unless…he saw G.I. Joe as being the force of order. It really depends on who is writing him.)
I get the feeling the two would have a grudging respect for each other, much like Boba Fett does for Han Solo, as both are very competent in their areas of expertise, but Fett would be less than impressed by the Dreadnoks. Not sure how Fett would respond to Zartan impersonating him. He doesn’t seem to take too kindly to that. (Twin Engines of Destruction, anyone?)
Man, I kind of want to write that as a fic now…Fett would be a bit like Destro in a way, a villain but a man of honor. I could see him being more loyal to Destro than the Commander in the long run. Maybe in that AU, Destro’s family did business with Jango prior to his death? Maybe Destro’s family is to the Fetts in this universe what Jabba the Hutt was in the Star Wars universe. Being on retainer for MARS industries would explain where the Fetts get all those fancy toys.
It would be fun seeing a plot where Cobra Commander and Destro pitted Zartan and Boba Fett against one another, much like how Jabba and his family would pit their bounty hunters against each other from time to time.
Oooh, and instead of Jedi hunters, Jango and Boba are ninja hunters. Or mutant hunters if I wanted to bring some of my DC/Marvel baddies into this.
I had no idea this post would spark so many ideas. Thanks!
(I have to write this at some point, but need to wrap up a few other projects first.)
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Most of them I’d clean up and comfort, but not gonna lie, there’s a few I’d flush depending on what they’d just done. I’m looking at you, Cobra Commander!
Cobra Commander, glaring at me as he spirals down, plotting his next move against me:
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COBRA!!!!!
Great, so you’re telling me Destro and Cobra Commander are that love-hate couple that constantly came in when I worked customer service! 😆
Typo or not, that’s just too funny. I’m just imagining the troopers getting nervous once the Commander and Destro start insulting each other because they’re genuinely not sure if the two of them are going to start blowing kisses or throwing punches. It could go either way!
Dang, the writers of the GI Joe RPG really know what's what with the subtext.
(This is from the "Cobra Codex" sourcebook.)
[Text in image: Destro is one of the most popular and important characters in G.I. JOE. Where is loyalties lie impacts your campaign. He's best known as a loyal member of Cobra. Having him around to bark orders at the PCs and verbally spar with Zartan and Cobra Commander and flirt with Baroness and Cobra Commander adds flavor and context to your campaign. However, an independent Destro adds the Iron Grenadiers as an additional dimension. A wild card faction out for itself but willing to work with Cobra deepens the political interplay the PCs get to interact with.]
Cobra Commander Image Dump
Just some random images I’ve collected on Pinterest. Most of them are official artworks to the best of my knowledge. If you see your work, please tag so I know who the talent is!
Loving Cobra Commander with the cobras, but holy shit, Zartan in a maid outfit is the most cursed thing I’ve seen all day. 😆
Source
You don’t. Once he has your heart, it’s his forever.
COBRA!!!!!’
(Awesome art, btw.)
How do you stop loving a cobra commander?