Loving Cobra Commander With The Cobras, But Holy Shit, Zartan In A Maid Outfit Is The Most Cursed Thing

Loving Cobra Commander with the cobras, but holy shit, Zartan in a maid outfit is the most cursed thing I’ve seen all day. 😆

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Godzilla and SCP-096 definitely bite.

I’m not sure about Nyarlathotep or Cthulhu, but I feel like they could if they wanted to.

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Ra’s al Ghul Image Dump

Ra’s al Ghul, old school cool.

The best Batman villain.

Some random images I’ve collected on Pinterest. If you see your work, be sure to tag so I know who the talent is!

Oh, lord, he just picked up the complete fictions of Jorge Luis Borges. He’s going to be here a while…But the resulting conversation should be interesting! (Lots of references to labyrinths in Borges’s works. I’ll recommend his collected nonfiction next.)

Hello! First off, just wanted to say I really enjoy your writing! Could I please request headcanons on forming a friendship with pinhead (despite how strange it would be). Recently watched the film for the first time and it’s been rotting my brain for a hot minute. Thank you!

<3

It's an odd situation

He's never had a "friend" before

It's just not something you come by in the labyrinth

Of course when he first met you, all intentions were to kill you

But somehow someway you were able to go around the whole killing thing

You, besides most people, would actually, on a regular basis have real conversations with him

You'd even go out of your way to talk to him in situations where others would take the opportunity to run for the hills

He sees the way you will look at him, as if fear is not a factor

He is on some level relieved your not trying to immediately form a romantic relationship with him

He is more than willing to try out this whole friendship thing

He does warn you straight up at the start that he is not emotionally there

He feel no emotion, no remorse none of that

You gave got to give him credit for at least warning you on the facts

He may not feel remorse, happiness or sadness

He does, in his own cenobite way, show "kindness"

He does like talking and will on occasion go to your home and read

He will literally read a book in your home for however long it takes to read the whole thing

He has the time and doesn't need breaks, so just expect him to be there in the morning when you leave and to be there when you get back

Plus he's actually very informative and will tell you things and share facts about the things your doing

In a way he's helping you but doesn't understand the concept

He's getting used to the idea of being a "friend", give him some time, he'll get there eventually

You don’t. Once he has your heart, it’s his forever.

COBRA!!!!!’

(Awesome art, btw.)

How do you stop loving a cobra commander?

After seeing covers and panels from this, I’m going to have to start reading the Energon Universe.

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