Various Pokey Headcanons

Various Pokey Headcanons

Oh boy *cracks knuckles the cool way*

• His favorite music artist is Lemon Demon and will fight tooth and nail how Lemon Demon is better than Will Wood. Because of this, him and Tinky squabble over it.

• All the LIB have the whole animalism traits ofc. Pokey is a snowy owl :3 queer bird man

• Pokey spends all his time coming up with songs, plays, musicals and various other stuff to try and prove to Wiggly and Webby that he can also do amazing stuff. However he tried wwwaaaayyyyy too hard and everything he does falls apart piece by piece- that be it literally or metaphorically. Something always goes wrong.

• If he had the chance he would have a garden.

• Pokey has talons on his fingers instead.

• He's the tallest lord and picks everyone up to remind them of this.

• Pokey helped design Watcher World and a large majority of the rides(Tinky built miniature versions of all the rides). He also came up with the uniforms the workers wear.

• When they were younger, Tinky plucked out some of his feathers on accident and now Tinky's banned from touching Pokey.

• He has every Shakespeare play memorized and if anyone quotes any play he will correct them and say the entire line and give context.

• He made a whole religion around himself in a timeline cause he was bored. Like, a decently popular religion. He bragged about it for a few weeks and Wiggly was furious.

• If anyone were to ever ask them how they look he would tear them apart piece by piece and point out everything he could notice. He doesn't realize how this is bad.

• Can't sleep without noise and has to have the lights off (WEIRDO).

• He vocal stims and it's usually stupid phrases.

Wiggly, laying in bed: Get out of my room. Webby, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.

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My friend named him/her Fredrick and Fredrick is now dead.

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