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So, you know how tinky's whole thing is time travel and he says he wants the full set of Spankoffski brothers? - What if Pizza Pete... is actually Pete Spankoffski? Like, Tinky transports Pete to before the time split and like Ted, he's homeless at first, but he's a lot more resourceful than Ted and he sets up this tiny pizza business that eventually grows into Pizza Pete's. He builds a life for himself and he makes decent money - he's not happy though. He'll never be with Steph.

Imagine modern day Pete and Steph going to Pizza Pete's on a date and Steph decides they have to leave because the manager won't stop staring at her, but she doesn't realise it's because she was his best friend once - and she's still the thing he treasures above all else.

BLINKY HEADCANONS

Man I am on a ROLL *cracks knuckles* I have a lot for him

• Blinky actually works at Watcher World- like he does physical labor. The other Lords cannot compare to his 'sick gains' (Blinky says that not me)

• Not only is he an iPad kid but also he is the most tech knowledge Lord(i wanna say 'tech savvy' but I don't know what that means- and I'm lazy). He has to teach the others about technology and how to use it. (Tinky refuses these lessons)

• The mallet seen in Watcher World (episode) he actually carries around like Thor's hammer. It's about half his height and completely made out of metal. Blinky is jacked and no one can tell me otherwise, I think it's funny.

• He actually treats his Snniggles really well- working at Watcher World for Blinky's sniggles is considered like, a REALLY big and awesome opportunity. The Sniggles that work for the Blinky's Musical Extravaganza Through Drowsytown thingy are Blinky's least favorites (they don't know that) but they are still treated well.

• Snnigglette is Blinky's favorite snniggle and he treats her like those munchkin cats.

• Blinky has around 20 different outfits he wears for Watcher World occasions and scenarios. I imagine they are all really complex outfits EXCEPT his usual one that he has under his hoodie.

• He wears his Watcher World uniform underneath his hoodie. He finds all clothes comfortable as long as they aren't stuff that set off his sensory issues (wool and corduroy).

• Can NOT sleep without a nightlight.

• He is nocturnal forced to be diurnal because all the other lords are ^_^

• Thorough fan of cowboys and Jack Bauer + McDoon for no specific reason

• He doesn't like arcade machines and has been scared by one before (he smashed it to smithereens)

• He wears contacts and sometimes wears those silly colored glasses with lots of stringy hangy bits.

• The hoodie he wears has eyeballs on the strings which are actually chewy thingys. He gets bored while zoning out and will start chewing on his fingers and clothes (like a moth), so to prevent himself from damaging anything he owns and his physical form- he has the chewy eyeballs.

• I don't think any of the Lords actually have physical forms- they have incomprehensible forms and that's it. What they DID do, is get some humans and make deals with them. When the humans die, the Lords get their bodies to use for eternity. Blinky was the last one to get a physical form because he was nit picky. THEN we get the happenings of TTO and he made a deal with Craphole.

Various Pokey Headcanons

Oh boy *cracks knuckles the cool way*

• His favorite music artist is Lemon Demon and will fight tooth and nail how Lemon Demon is better than Will Wood. Because of this, him and Tinky squabble over it.

• All the LIB have the whole animalism traits ofc. Pokey is a snowy owl :3 queer bird man

• Pokey spends all his time coming up with songs, plays, musicals and various other stuff to try and prove to Wiggly and Webby that he can also do amazing stuff. However he tried wwwaaaayyyyy too hard and everything he does falls apart piece by piece- that be it literally or metaphorically. Something always goes wrong.

• If he had the chance he would have a garden.

• Pokey has talons on his fingers instead.

• He's the tallest lord and picks everyone up to remind them of this.

• Pokey helped design Watcher World and a large majority of the rides(Tinky built miniature versions of all the rides). He also came up with the uniforms the workers wear.

• When they were younger, Tinky plucked out some of his feathers on accident and now Tinky's banned from touching Pokey.

• He has every Shakespeare play memorized and if anyone quotes any play he will correct them and say the entire line and give context.

• He made a whole religion around himself in a timeline cause he was bored. Like, a decently popular religion. He bragged about it for a few weeks and Wiggly was furious.

• If anyone were to ever ask them how they look he would tear them apart piece by piece and point out everything he could notice. He doesn't realize how this is bad.

• Can't sleep without noise and has to have the lights off (WEIRDO).

• He vocal stims and it's usually stupid phrases.

Okay, so after drawing Sniggle!Wiley, I ended up coming up with a ton of silly little hcs and info for the sniggles, which I felt like sharing >:D

Firstly, they have tails. Like their antennae, theyre thin but have a fluffy tuft at the end. Pokey’s sniggles have feathers mixed in with their tail tufts.  Wiggly’s sniggles have extremely fluffy tail tufts. Nibbly’s sniggles have a pig-like curl to their tails, and have more wirey fur. Blinky’s sniggles have tails that split into two about halfway down it (like the pokemon espeon). Tinky’s sniggles have longer fur on the tail tufts.

Now, since I have a lot of hcs on different types of sniggle, going to split them up individually for different Lords.

Pokey’s sniggles all have long elven ears which darken to blue at the tip. They are all non-verbal, as Pokey canonically despises other voices, being The Singular Voice after all. They have blue blood, tears, and organs. Pokey’s sniggles all have feathers mixed into their fur and hair. The way Pokey’s sniggles communicate is via dance, similar to how bees communicate. They are skilled dancers and performers, and Pokey will often get them to be his ensemble when performing. 

Tinky’s sniggles all have goat-like ears, as well as hooved feet and goat-like eyes. They often have small nub-horns as well as antennae. They have the longest fur of all the sniggles, and it tends to get tangled easily, leading to them sometimes braiding their fur and hair. Tinky's sniggles are the most chaotic of the sniggles, and will fidget with anything they can find. They are collectors and hoarders, and will often have unique nests of their chosen trinket. 

Blinky’s sniggles have extra eyes, typically a few on their face, one on each hand, and overall eye-like markings dotted across their body. They are the most social of the sniggles, and are the kind most easily addicted to media. They have insanely good vision, and their eyes typically change colour with their mood. Blinky employs all of his sniggles at Watcher World, and is one of the harshest Lords to the sniggles. 

Nibbly’s sniggles have slightly floppy long ears, almost pig-like in appearance. They also have tusks, and their antennae are slightly heart shaped. They can eat anything, and have extra rows of teeth in their mouthes. They are particularly drawn to honey. They also form larger ‘packs’ than other lord’s sniggles. In these packs, they are somewhat bee-like, and take after worker bees. Despite how loyal they are to Nibbly, he will quite often get them to choose a favourite, and devour them (think honey queen) 

Wiggly’s sniggles are extremely soft and squishy, and are ticklish. They have pointed ears, and have pom-pom like antennae. They can breathe underwater, and are strong swimmers, they also have small hidden gills on their necks. While in deep water, their antennae glow, like angler fish. Wiggly's sniggles are the only sniggle type to be exclusively carnivorous. 

Will probably add more to this at some point, but for now these are my main hcs :D