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I was thinking about how in The Summoning, the Lords say "Gamble it on the roll of a dice"

And then i started thinking that there are 6 Lords in Black if you count Webby, so you could make a 6 sided die, each side symbolising each of the Lords, and gamble away your soul or something

So I did. Personally, I think its really cool

(Check rbs for close ups)

i think if ruth or richie were the ones doing the summoning this is what the lords in black wouldve looked like

bonus doodles under the cut

THE LORDS IN BLACK!!! [+ QUEEN IN WHITE!]

I LOVE THESE STUPID GUYS! Drawing them is so fun. Click on 'em for the full things! Bit of weird cropping (thanks a bunch Tumblr..)

BONUS bald Wiggly:

PLEASE WELCOME

THE LORDS IN AUTISM

i love these little guys so much and i am actually really proud of them :] i'm wondering, would anyone be interested in these little fellas as stickers?

These are soo cool!!

especially my boy tinky.

Here are all the Lords in Black in eldritch horror forms!!!! :D

This was a fun series of artworks to do because my artstyle changed so much when drawing them, I still love them all tho.

Hey, fellow Hatchetfield fans! You seen this magnificent bastard?

I V

He's named after the Hokey-Pokey.

THAT'S the pun in his name.

You're welcome.

I know we all talk about how both Pokey and Tinky obsess over their blorbos, but those are just 2 of the examples we have that show the true genius behind the writing for the lords.

The two main examples I'm referring to are Watcher World and Yellow Jacket.

Watcher World sees (heh) Blinky have a whole ass breakdown because the story he was invested in didn't go the wait he wanted despite him trying to force his headcanons/theories into reality.

The more egregious example would be the existence of Otho. He is literally the most blatant, out of nowhere "100% original oc do not steal" on par with something a 14 year old would post on Deviantart 10 years ago. He's so out of place, it wouldn't surprise me if the whole Roller-rama thing only exists in that timeline, directly due to Pokey's influence.

The true horror of the Hatchetfield franchise as a whole isn't that a small, remote town is used as a sandbox by 5 elder gods. It's that those elder gods behave like beligerante fanfic writers.

Rewatching Nightmare Time and listing things that aren't appreciated enough (7)

Yellow Jacket

Angela going hard in the opening number

Webby wants to cheer up Hannah and her first instinct is to pull some Robin Williams Genie shit

On that note, Webby is an eldritch being yet struggles to grasp that teens have poor emotional control

Eddie Chiplucky, we talk a lot about him, but it's not enough

Going by Bruno and that other staff member, I like to think the entire staff of the Roller-rama are Dylans

Jeff's announcer

Pokey having the most anime-ass self insert OC while acting like he's classy

Charles, might actually be my favorite Hachetfield villain

FINALLY!

For all those how have been waiting oh so patiently (for 3+ years) I have finally added the Nibbly design to my first version of the ‘Versus the Lords in Black’ series, so with baited breath I introduce to you…

🔴Linda vs Nibbly🔴 (Honey Queen)

I went ahead and included all the other posters so they can be seen together (as god intended)

I will also be uploading this straight to my Redbubble after, in case anyone wants it

Young Cleo attac in the black and white

spoiler alert she gets her ass beat so hard never- ACTUALLY SHE DOES DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN and again... and again......................and again

Wiggly, Nibbly, Pokey, Tinky and Blinky belong to Starkid

Young Cleo belongs to me

Lords in black my ass, fruity motherfuckers

The lords in black belong to team starkid on Youtube

the way that the scenario of and if when Nibby and Tinky try to introduce their boyfriends to the other lords in Black Richie and Ted are just shooketh at eachother Ted for the most part is wondering how the fuck this nerdy twink managed to score an eldritch god and then remembers that he too just got picked up and snatched by Tinky and suddenly its not so weird anymore.

Also Pokey just Cringing at them probably saying something along the lines of how low Tinky and Nibbly can go to date creatures below them and every other Lord in Black just cringing back at him like dude you litterally had the fattest crush on Paul Matthews and Richie is just like MY UNCLE?????? and gets traumatized for life when Nibbly tells him that story. Ted isn't even suprised anymore, he's seen the timelines- well some of them anyway

Lords in Kitties huh

Lords in black belong to team starkid on youtube

Of course, Paul. :)

YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO INFODUMP PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT WIGGLY'S SIBLINGS???? THAT HE APPARENTLY HAS????

omg ok SO

Meet the Lords in Black. Charming, aren't they?

Yes, Wiggly does indeed have four brothers who all do different things, so I'll cover them one by one, in order of introduction (since we've already met each of them in Nightmare Time at least once). BTW Nightmare Time has a fuckton of lore in it that I won't go into here, so even though I am about to spoil significant parts of it for you, I do recommend watching it, it's really good and if there's enough interest they might make a third one!

(Also you might notice they're all in doll form in this picture. This is how we knew them up until NPMD introduced us to what I call their Tumblr sexyman forms. Which are rad as hell by the way.)

So you already know Wiggly. That little green fucker, Wiggog Y'Wrath, the Capitalist Cthulu who does uwu-speak and starts a cult by invading people's minds. This will become a bit of a reoccurring theme with these guys. He's also the only one to successfully start an apocalypse, and the only one to have attempted to birth himself into our reality. (Or is he? We'll get to that...) He does seem to have some kind of dominion over the other LiB, as whenever all five of them show up there's always emphasis placed on him, like in NPMD where he does most of the talking while his siblings occasionally butt in.

Now for Bliklotep. Blinky seems to have slightly lower-scale ambitions than Wiggly, but don't let that fool you. Eyeball Boi is still incredibly dangerous. He runs an amusement park, WatcherWorld, deep within the Hatchetfield Witchwood. But it's not for the amusement of the patrons. Oh no. It's for Blinky's own amusement. Once you step inside, every insecurity, every shred of potential conflict will be ripped to the forefront, turning people against each other to the point of trying to kill each other until he's fully infected their minds. It's implied that, if not all, but a significant chunk of the workers at WatcherWorld were once patrons before having their minds taken over by Blinky. He's also implied to be the thing in Trail To Oregon that Jack Bauer sees during his venom-induced hallucination, as Blinky is referred to as "The Watcher With 1,000 Eyes", which is exactly what JB says he sees? Making Blinky the only LiB to induce a Starkid crossover. My headcanon is that the Dikrats founded Hatchetfield. But regardless.

Next up on the roster is Tinky. T'noy Karaxis, the Time Bastard. You may be wondering about that one line in NPMD where he recognised Pete as a Spankoffski, and said he "could have the whole set in his toybox". Has Tinky gone after Pete's relatives?

Well. Um. You know Ted, right? Yeah, his name is Spankoffski. He's Pete's big brother. We actually got the surname reveal before the brother reveal, lol. And that's not the only reveal we got about Ted. Our boy Teddy Bear has this whole entire tragic backstory and it turns out he gets fucked over in literally every timeline! Isn't that fun?

So, to summarise an entire episode: Tinky makes travel fuckery happen, Ted wants to go back in time to fix his life, accidentally goes back to before the time machine was created and gets stuck in the past, literally. Tinky is watching and laughing at the whole thing, then shows up to blow Ted's brain to smithereens with his weird little magic box, the Bastard's Box, where he stores all the people he toys with. Anyway Ted eventually catches up with the present by aging, except now no one knows who he is, he's... actually I won't spoil that. But once he dies he ends up eternally trapped and tortured in the Bastard's Box. Yaaay.

Fast forward to Nightmare Time 2 and we get introduced to Nibbly, in possibly the most unexpected way imaginable. He's revealed to have been behind a whole episode literally right at the end of said episode, and even though it was kind of foreshadowed, it hits you like a freight train in the best way. Remember when I said Wiggly was the only one who tried to birth himself into reality? That was kind of a lie. Nibblenephim can sort of do that anyway. Every year, he can possess a bunch of carcasses and create a living form to walk the earth for one night. He also has a cult of followers who provide him with the carcasses, as well as a sacrifice to feed on. There's a little more to it, specifically with how the sacrifice is chosen, but again, I'm trying to spoil as little as possible. Go watch Nightmare Time. Nibbly also seems to have a "pig" motif, and his theme song, The Nibbly Ditty, is a banger, easily my favourite of the three LiB theme songs we've heard so far.

And finally, we are introduced to Pokotho, in the very last episode of NMT2.

Except no. We were formally introduced to Pokey there, yes, but we've seen his apocalypse already. Long before NPMD, before Nightmare Time, even before Black Friday.

Yeah, remember me saying that Wiggly was the only one to successfully start an apocalypse? That was also a lie! Pokey already did that, and he did it without ever showing his masked face. Remember The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals? The blue spores that came down in a meteor and turned everyone into singing zombies? That was Pokey's doing! That's his blue spores! That's his apocalypse!

This also provides an explanation for why blowing up the meteor didn't work. Emma and Hidgens were right about the hivemind thing, but wrong about the location of the central brain. It wasn't the meteor - the meteor was just the vessel which carried the spores to Earth. The central brain was sitting safely up in the Black and White, laughing as Paul blew himself to smithereens. The central brain was Pokey, the Singular Voice, the most uncompromising of his brothers. The one who hates every voice that is not his own, hence the hivemind and making all of his zombies speak in HIS voice.

Anyway in NMT2 he's happily collecting musical zombies by taking on a human form and infiltrating a fighting ring of superpowered children until he has enough to kickstart another apocalypse. (Don't question it, we're almost done). He also calls himself Otho, not Pokey, making him the only LiB to have two different abbreviations of his name. Hannah is also there (remember her? Lex's little sister?) and she is like incredibly important to this whole thing, she has a super powerful mind, but that's a whole other thing.

But I did mention Hannah for a reason. Because you said "Wiggly's SIBLINGS". And while the Lords in Black are always referred to as brothers, they do have one more sibling. A sister. A Queen in White. And her name is Webby.

Yep, Hannah's imaginary friend isn't imaginary, who could have guessed? She's benevolent, always trying her best to combat her brothers' antics, but given that there's one of her and five of them, this is a bit of an uphill battle. Webby doesn't have a full name that we know of, nor does she have a doll. We don't know much about her. And she may not be all-powerful - but then again, neither are her brothers.

Infodump concluded. Hope this helps, it was very fun to write.

Wow I am nearly 4 years late to this stupid little musical💙

I feel like he’d make bone rattley noises when moving

The sillies

The Wiggly one is probably him looking at MacNamara in Black Friday gjijifrjidfji.

My take on the Lords in Black! The Summoning was my favorite scene without a doubt

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