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Goodnight Hatchetfield
Platonic Paulkotho cause Theater Nerd x Theater Phobia but one of them doesn't know shit about humans is funny
HC of the hour: Since all the LIB (and Webby) are based on animals, they all have certain traits that their animal counterparts have.
Pokey- in my silly little headcanons he is NOT AN INSECT, he is a bird, he's a bird boy, let me deny canon - tilts his head at things, usually when he doesn't understand what they are.
Wiggly likes opening things. Jars? He'll open them. Boxes? Consider them not closed. He just likes opening shit and fiddling with stuff.
Nibbly likes to engage in silly play fights with his brothers. Usually only Tinky and him play fight cause goats like play fighting as well. Nibbly is also a sandbox kid, he will dig holes to the concrete (me too Nibbly, our concrete was blue??)
Tinky headbutts people to convey what he wants. He won't say it, he'll just headbutt them until they guess right.
Blinky will fall asleep to playthroughs of games with the brightness all the way up and volume at one. He likes his bright lights and warm, fluffy hoodie.
Webby likes bottle caps. Spiders in captivity are usually given bottle caps as water dishes cause they're tiny. Webby probably has a collection of those metal spiny tops on those glass jars.
Can you do 1 B Blinky?
1B Blinky has been cooked medium well
Original + full;
Guys guess who my favorite LIB is, you'll never know
I'm sane
You have no clue how how big the urge is to make a RP blog
It physically hurts <\3
Paul Headcanons cause I have an obsession
• Paul is an only child. He just acts like one, idk what to tell you (I am an only child)
• He's the type of guy to carry a breath spray with him everywhere because he's so paranoid about his breathing smelling like coffee (he also has altoids in his purse 24/7)
• Paul has a purse that he refuses to call a purse. He puts extra stuff in it and carries it when he goes on walks
• He doesn't like listening to music anymore, but when he did his favorite songs were California Girls and Wrecking Ball (I will NOT explain)
• He owns a DS and still plays games on it (once when Emma was over she found it when looking for something she misplaced and laughed at him as like a "lmao this is silly," way and Paul hides it in his room under his pillow when Emma comes over to prevent that from happening again)
What about nibbly as b3? On your lords in black drawing
The joke is is that he doesn't have eyes, so he's squinting at nothing and decided to get an eyeball candy to see if that would help
It didn't <\3
The other LIB + original;
Webby as one of the ones that are left to complete the family?
She's tired of raising these bastards (I am firm older sister Webby believer)
Original + the others;
It took my friend a good 5 minutes of convincing me it's okay to do a poll (I am a paranoid lil lad)
I got an anon ask saying they should fight for it and I am not asking my friends cause they will tear each other apart over who's hotter cause they're all Ted clones
To finish out the chart, I think Wilbur and Holloway should fight it out for the final spot
The poll was 50/50 so I went to a server I'm in and they voted Wilbur so here's the apple man :D
Finished chart + OG;
There's a Grace and Stephanie in my class and I keep hearing their names and I go "NPMD REFERENCE" to my friend and she stares at me like "whar"
Crayons pain my soul ^_^
would the quarters who like me like some fictive content that looks like a crackship/crack interactions? Or are we against that and just want Hatchetfield?
Math is a great art classroom
Various Pokey Headcanons
Oh boy *cracks knuckles the cool way*
• His favorite music artist is Lemon Demon and will fight tooth and nail how Lemon Demon is better than Will Wood. Because of this, him and Tinky squabble over it.
• All the LIB have the whole animalism traits ofc. Pokey is a snowy owl :3 queer bird man
• Pokey spends all his time coming up with songs, plays, musicals and various other stuff to try and prove to Wiggly and Webby that he can also do amazing stuff. However he tried wwwaaaayyyyy too hard and everything he does falls apart piece by piece- that be it literally or metaphorically. Something always goes wrong.
• If he had the chance he would have a garden.
• Pokey has talons on his fingers instead.
• He's the tallest lord and picks everyone up to remind them of this.
• Pokey helped design Watcher World and a large majority of the rides(Tinky built miniature versions of all the rides). He also came up with the uniforms the workers wear.
• When they were younger, Tinky plucked out some of his feathers on accident and now Tinky's banned from touching Pokey.
• He has every Shakespeare play memorized and if anyone quotes any play he will correct them and say the entire line and give context.
• He made a whole religion around himself in a timeline cause he was bored. Like, a decently popular religion. He bragged about it for a few weeks and Wiggly was furious.
• If anyone were to ever ask them how they look he would tear them apart piece by piece and point out everything he could notice. He doesn't realize how this is bad.
• Can't sleep without noise and has to have the lights off (WEIRDO).
• He vocal stims and it's usually stupid phrases.
Why did it take me until now to notice that the cracks in Pokey's mask look like lightning :[
(really crappy screenshot) LOOK AT THE
Fucken
I've connected the dots guys, call me Sherlock Holmes
"the cracks are the lightning from TGWDLM 🤓☝️" says my brain
I'm lazy so I'm reblogging it
I put 0 effort into this how did I
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