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Broke: Scar Leaves His Tie Undone For Hot Guy Purposeswoke: Scar Can't Tie A Tie And Only Pretends It's

broke: scar leaves his tie undone for hot guy purposes woke: scar can't tie a tie and only pretends it's undone for hot guy purposes
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....iskall?
(seen in the background of a Scar episode)
Tubbo on day 42069 of the tubathon, it’s been 115 years, the light has left his eyes. He now is nothing more than a robot, made to engage humanity alone, he has seen the rise and fall of all society. He has seen it all and yet he cannot move on. And yet he cannot rest, his mouth had broken yet again, and he stares, soulless into the camera, his eyes are dead. And yet they twinkle when the timer ticks up, and up. Fear? Pain? Delight? It blurs, he is stuck in this prison, a toil for entertaining. And yet his beloved chat is stuck with him.
The timer ticks down to be replaced again. Tubbo thinks he cries. Skin replaced with porcelain that does not move. He is the only one left. He heard the screams, the cries, and he did nothing. He had a job to uphold. Now he remains, and his chat is locked in this hell with him. He’s seen them grow old, he’s seen them die. Dozens of them die, have kids, they remained.
He closes his eyes, one day he will slip away. One day he will be free
The timer reminds him that now is not the day.
what is it about joel smallishbeans that does this to people?

I think we all moved on from c!tubbo and c!ranboo's marriage too soon. That marriage had everything someone could want. Tender support through hard times. Disability 4 disability love. Propensity for crime. Weird little child. Batshit crazy third wheel (tommy). Willingness to both die and kill for each other. Undying devotion. Fucked up vibe. Toddler parents. Height difference. Ranboo's "alien's first day on earth trying to be human" energy. Tubbo's energy that I can only describe as "smiley face but squashed and evil." Ranboo constantly making tubbo new equipment and tools. Nukes. Idk what else. And then being exactly the same on the origins smp just more evil.