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someone talk me out of watching 3rd life for the [REDACTED]th time i do not have time to lose my shit further about desert duo /hj

interesting, uh...

interesting shape you've chosen for that, joel. mhm

desert duo stargazing together in the sand.

eventually they can recognize the constellations that they can see from their base and they can start pointing them out

navigating back home by the light of the stars that they've stared at so many times

you know, its harder to see the stars when the sky is filled with smoke, from the fire and explosions of trying to defend themselves

and when the smoke finally clears, when the fighting is over, there's no more "together"

the night sky suddenly feels so much more vast around you when you're looking up at it alone

what is this dramatic-ass, "hello boys" entrance from cub

what is HAPPENING

i am incredibly amused by the apparently uncontrollable southern accent that grasps skizz every time he's in the poe poe uniform. without fail, i believe, every time i see him with that skin on he also has this accent on. it's great, i love it

you 🤝 me

mistaking las vegas for las nevadas

(glad im not the only one LMAO)

YEP

gotta love the dsmp brainrot continuing on and on pff

managed to catch the endermite👍no need to worry about how many times i died in the process

iii have not! shockingly i don't read fics that much (despite writing them) (i am getting into reading them more though!)

searched them up though and they look interesting so i'm saving them :0

You know I came here with a question to ask but ended up forgetting it, so... I'll just see myself out. Let me just-

....woops, didn't mean to drop that. Well, have fun catching that in your inbox!

house-of-cards-and-crime was hit by Endermite house-of-cards-and-crime was hit by Endermite house-of-cards-and-crime fell from a high place

shit-

house-of-cards-and-crime was hit by Endermite

godsdamnit- mystic wHY

house-of-cards-and-crime fell from a high place house-of-cards-and-crime was hit by Endermite

>:[

i very much just choked on the water i was drinking when fucking Heatwaves of all songs came on during a Joel Smallishbeans video

good gods that was unexpected

i'm behind as hell on hermitcraft and i worked through the playlist from the last time i did the stats, so time for new Hermitcraft Catch-up Stats! (hi im autistic and like making lists :3)

furthest back video is from May 20th (1 month behind) the playlist is 19 videos long, 8.01 hours

actual stats of the episodes in no particular order:

Xisuma: 5 videos (ep. 1164-1164), 118 minutes Scar: 4 videos (ep. 16-19), 98 minutes Tango: 2 videos (ep. 13-14), 79 minutes Mumbo: 3 videos (ep. 16-18), 64 minutes Grian: 2 videos (ep. 17-18), 56 minutes Joel: 3 videos (ep. 18-20), 66 minutes Etho: 0 videos (we lost him to MCCI /j)

comments and observations under the cut because i want to ramble lmao

all 3 of joel's videos for this one round to 22 minutes?? weird coincidence

one of tango's videos is almost an hour long and its skewing all of my stats mr tek when i get you-

the way i get the round numbers for minutes without having to fuck around with counting seconds is rounding up or down depending on if its more or less than 45 seconds (if its 45 seconds or more it counts as another full minute, if not it gets rounded down)

also im considering once i catch up, spending the time i HAVE been using to catch up to make other stat blocks (i.e. average upload length for each hermit, time between uploads, etc whatever) (this would be per season btw) (<- would anyone actually care ab this? /hj)

"I am Mumchle Angumlo"

i... i get what he means here. but also. mumbo. what the fuck

"we're at level 69, nice, BUT-"

cub. cubfan135. i caught that

why are the hermits liKE THIS THIS SEASON (/aff)

working on a new desert duo fic👍

its gonna be in short bursts so prob gonna post it on here incrementally then maybe move it to ao3 if it gets long enough xD

its based on the quote "in another life, i think i would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you"

Hi!! Are you still gonna update explosive family ties?? I love the writing. On a kinda related note, you probably know this, but I noticed in you fic slime doesn't know who wilbur is, and in a dsmp video charlie posted he makes a comment to fundy about how his wilbur loves salmon. Just wondering if this was intentional or if there was a specific reason for this.

oh my goodness, hello!! i didn't know anyone was that invested in it!!

actually, yes, i am still updating it! it's been a while, sorry about that ^^' i've recently got my spark for writing back though and really started work on it again! i'm hoping to get another chapter out in the next month :3

as for your questionnn.... admittedly i'm not entirely sure what you're referencing with the referral to the charlie video, so it probably wasn't intentional, but i will say: there are plans and reasons for why Slime said what he said, and called Wilbur what he did! all will be revealed in time :P

....mumbo from the future? fucking around with time travel?

the Fuck is going on over there right now. i'm 2 weeks behind still so i suppose this may have been explained by now but

what??

he keeps changing the subject when grian tries to comment on or ask about they greying hair

mumbo what the Fuck are you doing over there what's going on. what has your research facility done to you

hey guys before this post, reminder that i'm so normal about desert duo

anyway, thinking about Scar laughing and congratulating Grian on his win as he's literally bleeding out, even before it's certain who will survive. "good game, G," he says, as at the same time, Grian realizes that he wasn't fighting back as hard as he would have had they been fighting on the same side

i'm not sure how to express how much grian's stamp box. upsets me

sir. sir organize your stamp chest. i BEG OF you organize it please

WHY ARE THEY EVERYWHERE LIKE THAT. IT'S NOT EVEN JUST RANDOM SHIFT+CLICKING THEM IN ITS LIKE ITS INTENTIONAL

yknow, i shouldnt be surprised that Scar's first reaction to "let's make a volcano" was "let's sacrifice people to the GODS of the volcano"

and yet. i wasn't expecting it so immediately

its time for Hermit Math! (aka, im tallying up how much catching up i have to do because hooooooly shit)

the only big change is that i have dropped Xisuma's POV for now because he posts so much and honestly i was losing interest in his videos and it was slowing me down

the furthest back video was uploaded June 19th, so i'm one month behind the playlist as a whole is 19 videos, 8.85hrs long

actual episode stats, in no particular order:

Joel: 5 videos (ep.20-24), 109 minutes Scar: 3 videos (ep.19-21), 77 minutes Grian: 4 videos (ep.18-21), 145 minutes Mumbo: 4 videos (ep.19-22), 93 minutes Tango: 2 videos (ep.15-16), 57 minutes Etho: 1 video (ep.9), 50 minutes

i don't have much other commentary aside from the ONE HOUR LONG GRIAN VIDEO, SKEWING MY STATS there's always one. there's always one outlier that fucks with my stats

I consider u an expert on cTommy and cTubbo, and kinda all of hermitcraft tbh 😅 (this is what happens when youre a dsmp/qsmp main but ur mutual is more into hermitcraft LMAO you seem like you know it all) but mainly grian, and Ren comes to mind for some reason.

YEAHHHHH I'LL TAKE THAT AS WINNING

i know a decent amount about hermitcraft i think! o7 funnily enough i know almost nothing about ren but i really Want To

grian i uh. yeah. im. normal. i swear. I Left The Desert (<- lying)