I'm So Tired I Have Please Hold Stuck In My Head

i'm so tired i have Please Hold stuck in my head

its like my brain put me on hold what

found a bunch of posts in my drafts from episodic liveblogging but then just drafting them for some reason, bear with me for a sec

Keep an eye out today

Thinking about c!beeduo

Horn Headcanons:

My c!Tubbo is a ram and his horns grow in an arc: first up and back, then around and out. They're functional for fighting by the time he's around 16, and you would be hard pressed to deal any sort of head trauma to this guy. The horns grow continually without shedding, though growth slows down significantly once Tubbo reaches maturity. The tissue inside the keratin sheath is live and will bleed if insulted.

c!Ranboo has enderman horns, which are designed to deal piercing damage and aren't particularly functional in combat. In enderman society horn size denotes prestige in both age and magic power, and some elder endermen can have truly massive horns. Ranboo, being only half enderman and not having the same range of powers, will never see this level of growth. Just like Tubbo, the tissue inside his horns is live.

Misc Headcanons:

Tubbo's ears were floppy until he was around 14

Ranboo can unhinge his jaw, but usually only does so when he feels severely threatened

Tubbo is naturally very fluffy. Lots of fur. A pain to clean but delightful for spouse snuggles

Both Tubbo and Ranboo need regular hoof trims, and they do it for each other because it's easier + bonding time

Tubbo is extremely sure-footed and can walk unimpeded on almost any terrain

Ranboo looks a little like a chihuahua with teary eyes due to the water burns and it gives him a terribly pathetic vibe

The firework explosion took out Tubbo's right eye and disfigured the right side of his face. The scars cause pulling unless they are regularly medicated, and are sensitive to sunlight (this is part of the reason he wears his bangs so long). The less severe wounds fade over time.

Ranboo's development is as follows: Sickly Victorian Child -> Normal Young Man With No Issues At All No Sir -> Milf. I will not rescind my statement

Tubbo has an incredible sense of smell

Ranboo is prone to illness from stress, and this sometimes manifests as hoof infections in the corium and digital cushion

ah hell why not i dont usually do tag games but i should start (people who have tagged me in them in the past and i haven't done them im. sorry /gen)

this really isnt accurate mostly bc of the hair but my hairstyle is damn impossible to get in a picrew so i'll take it!

as for tags..... how bout @pseudocyance @itsnotmystic @mayvora @gaylordthethird andddd @pixel-mess ! of course, all of these are no pressure whatsoever ^^

PEEK-A-BOO

Let's play picrew, shall we?

Make YOU using THIS PICREW and tag 5 people!!!

There's me! •^ ^•

Let's see who's next? Hmmm

Oh! I know!

@sarathrwizard @exhaustedmay-reblogs @truths33k3r4 @indieyuugure and someone else who also wants to play!

Good game •^ ^•!