It Turned You Into A Cat Girl?

It turned you into a cat girl?

#DragonProblems #StopStealingMyStuff #Please

the baby dragons as @dril tweets

Amber Dragon:  people who like to say “Ba ba ba ba ” at me <<<< People who hand me their wallet

Jade Dragon:  AS J. BOND HOLDS IN HIS POSSESSION THE FAMOUS “LISCSENSE TO KILL,” I MYSELF HAVE LICSENSE TO TOUCH AS MANY GRAPES AS I PLEASE W/O BUYING ANY

Obsidian Dragon:  the first step to becoming a Millionaire is to acquire one hundred dollars

Pearl Dragon:  it is really quite astonishing that I have yet to win The Lottery, given how good I am at selecting six numbers and saying them out loud

Ruby Dragon:  RAT CHECK… unfollow me ,if youre a sleazy low down RAT!!!!!!!!  i will knock your block off, I respect honor, Truth in words and action.

Chuck Norris Jokes: Anime Edition

Death Note

Light wrote Chuck Norris’ name in the Death Note. Thirty seconds later, he suffered a fatal heart attack. Kira’s reign of terror has ended.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need to write your name in the Death Note.

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Chuck Norris was pierced by the Arrow, the Arrow gained a Stand.

Yoshikage Kira tried to turn Chuck Norris into a bomb using Killer Queen. Kira exploded.

Chuck Norris can move in The World’s stopped time.

One Piece

Chuck Norris ate a Devil Fruit and didn’t lose his ability to swim.

Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt

Panty tried to use Chuck Norris’ underwear as a weapon and destroyed half of Daten City. Then she fired it and destroyed the rest.

And worst of all, you can’t just cast Sleep and be done with it.

[Dragons are immune to magic sleep effects.]

No matter how tired they may be, baby dragons will always fight you about naptime!

A Toast To A Friend

I saw the Smash Direct. I saw the memes. Here’s my addition to the pot.

(Simon Belmont, Mega Man, Pit, and Samus Aran have gathered at a table at the “Smash Mansion” lounge. Each has some kind of drink appropriate for their series and character. Ex. Mega Man has an E-Tank, Pit has a heart potion, etc.)

Simon: "Is everyone ready?”

Mega Man: ”I’m ready!”

Pit: ”Wouldn’t miss this for the world.”

Samus: *nods affirmatively*

Simon: ”Then let’s begin.”

(Simon raises a his glass. The others follow suit.)

Simon: ”We drink to a young man who lived every gamer's dream. Who witnessed countless series come together to fight evil, in a time when such a thing was merely a playground fantasy. Who fought alongside the universe’s greatest heroes when they had only just started their adventures. Who, though the world considers him a footnote at best and a joke at worst, remains a valued comrade...and a dear friend.

(Pit looks to the side sadly. Mega Man wipes a tear from his eye.)

Mega Man:”*sniff*”

(Samus solemnly gives a thumbs up. Simon takes a deep breath to regain his composure.)

SImon:”To Kevin Keene, aka “Captain N”, the Game Master! May he always "play with power", wherever he is." Mega Man:" To Kevin!"

Pit:”To Kevin!”

Samus:”To Kevin.” *clink!*

NOTE

I included Samus because the she replaced Mega Man and Simon in the comic adaptation by Valiant due to copyright issues.

Now if only I could get these humans to feed me.

This seems like a good place to nap~