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Smash Intros: Roy VS Byleth

Smash Intros: Roy VS Byleth

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Roy:”So, where do Gauntlets fit on the Weapon Triangle?”

Byleth:”Weapon Triangle? What’s that?”

Roy:”Ummmm...I’ll tell you later.”


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Smash Intros: Daisy VS Dark Pit

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Daisy:”Hi, I’m Daisy!”

Dark Pit:”I don’t care.”

Daisy:”Wow, you’re pleasant.”

[A jab at the Daisy meme. ‘Nuff said.]


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Joker VS Wario

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Joker:”You used to be a Phantom Thief?”

Wario:”Yup! The Purple Wind! Silent, but deadly.”

Joker:”I’m not even dignifying that with a response.”

[A reference to the DS game, Wario: Master of Disguise.]


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: The Hero VS Villager

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Hero:"I'm not sure I trust you. You haven't even told us your name." 

Villager:"Neither have you."

Hero:"Touche."


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Bowser VS Ganondorf

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Bowser:”You replaced me...with a potted plant!?”

Ganondorf:”A potted plant that’s burned and chomped Mario into submission more than you ever could.”

Bowser:”I’ll burn and chomp you, you lousy traitor!”

[A reference to Pirahna Plant’s unexpected addition as a playable character, how Bowser winding up fighting for the good guys as much as the mad guys in a lot of Mario games, and how Pirahna Plant enemies can be more difficult to deal with than Bowser boss fights.]


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