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Smash Intros: Daisy VS Dark Pit

Smash Intros: Daisy VS Dark Pit

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Daisy:”Hi, I’m Daisy!”

Dark Pit:”I don’t care.”

Daisy:”Wow, you’re pleasant.”

[A jab at the Daisy meme. ‘Nuff said.]


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Ryu VS Little Mac

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Ryu:”The WVBA allows boxers to use WEAPONS!?”

Little Mac:”And magic, power boost sodas, and squirrels. It’s crazy!”

Ryu:”It’s disgraceful, is what it is.”

[This is a reference to the various tricks, cheats, and gimmicks all the Punch-Out boxers use in the Wii game. As a traditional martial artist with a strong sense of fair play, Ryu would likely frown on such practices.]


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4 years ago

I want this to be a thing. If we can get Sega to bring back classic Sonic in the form of Sonic Mania, maybe we can do the same with some of its other franchises.

POWER UPPPPPP, Altered Beast Remake Concept!

POWER UPPPPPP, Altered Beast remake concept!

4 years ago

Smash Intros: Ike VS Pokemon Trainer

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Ike:”Fire burns Grass, Grass absorbs Water, and Water douses Fire. Sounds easy enough.”

Trainer:”But how does Fire beat Wind, but lose to Thunder?”

Ike:”I...think you’d be better off asking Soren that.”

[What happens when different elemental weaknesses interract.]


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: The Hero VS Villager

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Hero:"I'm not sure I trust you. You haven't even told us your name." 

Villager:"Neither have you."

Hero:"Touche."


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Viridi (Mii Swordfighter) VS K. Rool

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

‘Viridi’:”You stole one of my Reset Bombs!?”

K. Rool:”The Brambles made for lovely fortifications, my dear.”

Viridi:”How about I make you some more?”


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