Smash Intros: The Hero VS Villager

Smash Intros: The Hero VS Villager

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Hero:"I'm not sure I trust you. You haven't even told us your name." 

Villager:"Neither have you."

Hero:"Touche."

Smash Intros: Captain Falcon VS Ness

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack 

Captain Falcon:”Bet you’ve seen your share of scary monsters and super creeps.”

Ness:”Starmen, diamond dogs, and all kinds of space oddities.”

Captain Falcon:”Sounds like you’re really under pressure, kiddo.”

[Earthbound has enemies called Starmen and a boss called the Diamond Dog, both of which get their names from David Bowie songs. I crammed in a few more Bowie references while I was at it.]

Smash Intros: Zelda VS Toon Link

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Zelda:”Fighting Galeem will be nothing like fighting Ganondorf.”

Toon Link:”How about a kiss, for luck?”

Zelda:”You’ve got to be kidding me.”

[CD-i reference.]

Smash Intros: Little Mac VS Mario

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Little Mac:"Pizzaaa Pastaaa!"

Mario:"Are you-a making fun of-a my weight, Mac?"

Little Mac:"Just feelin' a lil'...nostalgic."

[Pizza Pasta was an Italian stereotype boxer from the old arcade Punch-Out that hasn't been seen since. Double reference if Mac is in one of his Wire Frame costumes.]

I want this to be a thing. If we can get Sega to bring back classic Sonic in the form of Sonic Mania, maybe we can do the same with some of its other franchises.

POWER UPPPPPP, Altered Beast remake concept!

Smash Intros: ROB VS Robin

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

ROB:”QUERY: The I and N in your name, what do they stand for?”

Robin:”They don’t stand for anything, they’re...”

ROB:”RESPONSE: They stand for ‘Is a’ and ‘Nerd’!”