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Smash Intros: The Hero VS Villager

Smash Intros: The Hero VS Villager

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Hero:"I'm not sure I trust you. You haven't even told us your name." 

Villager:"Neither have you."

Hero:"Touche."


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Smash Intros: Ike VS Pokemon Trainer

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Ike:”Fire burns Grass, Grass absorbs Water, and Water douses Fire. Sounds easy enough.”

Trainer:”But how does Fire beat Wind, but lose to Thunder?”

Ike:”I...think you’d be better off asking Soren that.”

[What happens when different elemental weaknesses interract.]


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Roy VS Byleth

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Roy:”So, where do Gauntlets fit on the Weapon Triangle?”

Byleth:”Weapon Triangle? What’s that?”

Roy:”Ummmm...I’ll tell you later.”


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Pikachu VS Charizard

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Pikachu:"Any suggestions for our next movie?"

Charizard:"How about Doctor Pikachu? No wait, Pirate Pikachu!"

Pikachu:"*gasp!* PIRATE-DOCTOR Pikachu!"

[One Piece reference. Pikachu's VA, Ikue Otani, also voices the Straw Hat Pirates’ doctor Tony Tony Chopper.]


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Viridi (Mii Swordfighter) VS K. Rool

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

‘Viridi’:”You stole one of my Reset Bombs!?”

K. Rool:”The Brambles made for lovely fortifications, my dear.”

Viridi:”How about I make you some more?”


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Daisy VS Dark Pit

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Daisy:”Hi, I’m Daisy!”

Dark Pit:”I don’t care.”

Daisy:”Wow, you’re pleasant.”

[A jab at the Daisy meme. ‘Nuff said.]


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