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Smash Intros: Daisy VS Dark Pit
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Daisy:”Hi, I’m Daisy!”
Dark Pit:”I don’t care.”
Daisy:”Wow, you’re pleasant.”
[A jab at the Daisy meme. ‘Nuff said.]
Smash Intros: Roy VS Byleth
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Roy:”So, where do Gauntlets fit on the Weapon Triangle?”
Byleth:”Weapon Triangle? What’s that?”
Roy:”Ummmm...I’ll tell you later.”
Smash Intros: Bowser VS Ganondorf
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Bowser:”You replaced me...with a potted plant!?”
Ganondorf:”A potted plant that’s burned and chomped Mario into submission more than you ever could.”
Bowser:”I’ll burn and chomp you, you lousy traitor!”
[A reference to Pirahna Plant’s unexpected addition as a playable character, how Bowser winding up fighting for the good guys as much as the mad guys in a lot of Mario games, and how Pirahna Plant enemies can be more difficult to deal with than Bowser boss fights.]
Smash Intros: ROB VS Robin
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
ROB:”QUERY: The I and N in your name, what do they stand for?”
Robin:”They don’t stand for anything, they’re...”
ROB:”RESPONSE: They stand for ‘Is a’ and ‘Nerd’!”
Smash Intros: Ike VS Pokemon Trainer
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Ike:”Fire burns Grass, Grass absorbs Water, and Water douses Fire. Sounds easy enough.”
Trainer:”But how does Fire beat Wind, but lose to Thunder?”
Ike:”I...think you’d be better off asking Soren that.”
[What happens when different elemental weaknesses interract.]
Smash Intros: Palutena VS Meta Knight
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Palutena:”In some languages, the word meta means ‘goal’ or ‘ambition’.”
Meta Knight:”Mine is to be a knight worthy of my title.”
Palutena:”And mine is to knock you into next week.”
Smash Intros: Greninja VS Incineroar
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Greninja:”Chesnaught would’ve loved you.”
Incineroar:”And you and Decidueye would get along like a house on fire.”
Greninja:”But what would Delphox and Primarina think of eachother?”
Smash Intros: Zelda VS Toon Link
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Zelda:”Fighting Galeem will be nothing like fighting Ganondorf.”
Toon Link:”How about a kiss, for luck?”
Zelda:”You’ve got to be kidding me.”
[CD-i reference.]
Smash Intros: Richter VS Mii Gunner (Megaman.exe)
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Richter:”Have you hunted vampires before?”
Mii Gunner (Megaman.exe):”I defeated Shade Man five times!”
Richter:”Computer vampires don’t count, Mega Man.”
Smash Intros: Pit VS Duck Hunt
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Pit:”Aren’t you supposed to hunt the duck?”
Dog:”...”
Pit:”Good grief, I’m talking to a dog.”
Smash Intros: Joker VS Wario
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Joker:”You used to be a Phantom Thief?”
Wario:”Yup! The Purple Wind! Silent, but deadly.”
Joker:”I’m not even dignifying that with a response.”
[A reference to the DS game, Wario: Master of Disguise.]
Smash Intros: Charizard VS Greninja
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Charizard:”Something bugging you, Frog-legs?”
Greninja:”Lord Arceus has grown weary of your blasphemy, Charizard! Repent or suffer the consequences!”
Charizard:”Dude, you’ve been hanging out with Simon too much.”
[A reference to Charizard oversaturating the Pokemon games, the Galar ban on Arceus, and the joke that Charizard is the Poke-God of the Galar region.]
Smash Intros: Pichu VS Jigglypuff
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Pichu:”Do we hafta do this Gramma? I don wanna hurt you.”
Jigglypuff:”Don’t you worry sonny, Gramma Jigg is tougher than she looks.”
Pichu:”Okay, here I come!”
[I thought it’d be a fun twist to have Jigglypuff be a kindly, grandmotherly figure instead of the usual young girl portrayal. I also like to imagine the Pikachu from Brawl onwards is the son of the Pikachu from the first two games, while the new Pichu is his child.]
Smash Intros: Donkey Kong VS Villager
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
DK:”Think Tom Nook would be willing to buy a used Coconut Cannon?”
Villager:”Nookingtons doesn’t deal in weapons, DK.”
DK:”What about Crazy Red?”
Smash Intros: King Dedede VS Ganondorf
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Dedede:”Hey! Come ya invited Meta Knight into the Subspace Legion and not me!”
Ganondorf:”Because you’re a fat, incompetent buffoon.”
Dedede:”I’ll show YOU who’s incompetitive!”
Smash Intros: Simon VS Ivysaur
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Simon:”Is it true your reptile can summon rays of sunlight?”
Trainer:”If you’re asking if Ivysaur knows Solar Beam, then yeah.”
Simon:”Hmmm...I think we’ve found an invaluable ally.”
Smash Intros: Banji & Kazooie VS Duck Hunt
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Kazooie:”So YOU’RE the mangy mutt that’s been ripping our style!”
Duck Hunt Dog:”*laughs*
Kazooie:”Now you’re askin’ for it! Get’em Banjo!”
Banjo:”Ummm...okay?”
Smash Intros: King K. Rool VS Diddy Kong
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
K. Rool:”Things must’ve been boring without me around.”
Diddy:”We were attacked by rival Kongs, evil tiki instruments, and VIKINGS.”
K. Rool:”Seriously!? Take a few years off and you miss so much.”
Smash Intros: Captain Falcon VS Samus
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Falcon:”If you got spliced with metroid DNA, does that mean can turn into a human-metroid hybrid?”
Samus:”You’ve been watching too many horror movies, Douglas.”
Flacon:”Tell that to Bio-Rex.”
Smash Intros: Sonic VS Joker
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Sonic:”Y’know who would be another good Sega rep?”
Joker:”Kazuma Kiryu from Yakuza?”
Sonic:”The Centurion from Altered Beast! Sheesh, kids today!”