Thats A Good Wisdom

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Smash Intros: Donkey Kong VS Villager

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

DK:”Think Tom Nook would be willing to buy a used Coconut Cannon?”

Villager:”Nookingtons doesn’t deal in weapons, DK.”

DK:”What about Crazy Red?”

Smash Intros: Ridley VS Bowser

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Ridley:”You remind me of my old partner, Kraid.”

Bowser:”How’s that, Ridley?”

Ridley:”You’re both fat, stupid, and weak.”

Kamen Rider Ex-Aid Opening

Thought I’d try my hand at writing my own English lyrics to one of my favorite Kamen Rider openings. Let me know what you think.

If you wish to do a cover using them, go ahead. Just be sure to credit me (lyrics by houserproblem).

Original Lyrics

My Lyrics:

EXCITE

(I gotta believe...) I don't wanna know, real life is too demanding I don't wanna know, I’m better off not understanding Why? Why? Why? Why? Now I know that I’ve come too far Can’t stop this sick and eerie feeling something is coming The new beginning Future’s uncertain, things are getting bleaker, but I know I gotta believe! (Turn it on!)

I’m so... EXCITE! EXCITE! My heart’s dancing EXCITE! EXCITE! Take a chance and Ride with me where no one’s been to, We’ll clear this game using no continues (Hey!) I'm on a mission right now (Hey!) I'm on a mission right now EXCITE! EXCITE! What’s the answer EXCITE! EXCITE! Here’s my answer (1) I hold within my hands (2) This single precious life (3) That I have sworn to live

Deltarune x Persona

While watching a playthrough of Deltarune, I noticed a few things about the Dark World. The concept of another world, the Fountains of Darkness, and the idea that all the items, equipment, and characters you encounter are just regular objects transformed by the chaos and imagination of a possible mental world immeadiately brought Persona to mind.

What’s more, Lancer and the Spade King have some elements in common with Shadows:

Susie’s comment of “jail is for dads now” when the King is defeated. Lancer has been trying to earn his abusive father’s, the Spades King’s, love and respect.

Susie stops herself from tearing off Kris’ face because they have a “loving mom”. This suggests that Susie’s mother isn’t present in her life.

Susie shows a happier, fun-loving side when she’s around Lancer, and this allows her to connect with him and help bring down the Spades King.

Susie and Spades are violent, ill-tempered bullies who brutalize and threaten anyone who gets in their way, though Susie has redeeming qualities and becomes a better person through interracting with Lancer, Kris, and Ralsei.

My theory is each Chapter will be centered around a different one of Kris’ classmates. One of them will end up falling into the Dark World, forcing the Fun Gang to save them.

Each Dark World will be ruled by a King (or Queen) who embodies their worst qualities and how they perceive the world (Spades believes that Might Makes Right and is a bloodthirsty tyrant, while Susie is the school bully with a history of violence), or maybe someone they resent (it’s implied that Spades King may be a representation of Susie’s dad).

Each World has a “Lancer” that represents their inner self, usually a side of themselves they don’t want others to see or refuse acknowledge (”Spade” Lancer is happy-go-lucky and friendly, traits Susie shows signs of after she warms up to the others), and the only way to defeat the King, stop the Fountain, and return to the Light World is to acknowledge and accept their Lancer.

Based on this, we’re likely to see Kings and Lancers themed after Hearts, Diamonds, and Clubs in the future. But what do you all think?

Smash Intros: Pichu VS Jigglypuff

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack 

Pichu:”Do we hafta do this Gramma? I don wanna hurt you.”

Jigglypuff:”Don’t you worry sonny, Gramma Jigg is tougher than she looks.”

Pichu:”Okay, here I come!”

[I thought it’d be a fun twist to have Jigglypuff be a kindly, grandmotherly figure instead of the usual young girl portrayal. I also like to imagine the Pikachu from Brawl onwards is the son of the Pikachu from the first two games, while the new Pichu is his child.]