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I just saw the new Mario movie trailer and I have got a LOT to say. Forgive me for the crusty ass screenshots but I have to get this out of my system NOW
First off, the Luigi X Bowser shippers are eating GOOD tonight I’m happy for ya’ll (also Charlie Day sounds great and Jack Black Bowser continues to have me in a chokehold sorry not sorry-)
Also HOLY SHIT PEACH IS SLAYING AND I AM HERE FOR IT.
THIS SHOT IS JUST WHNSJWSJNESN-
I WASN’T EXPECTING FIRE PEACH BUT OMG YES
THE YOSHI’S HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THEM
RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKING ROAD TOO? THIS HAD ME HYPERVENTILATING AS WELL HOLY FUCK
ALSO LOOK AT HIM. HE LOOKS SO POLITE OMG.
In summary, the autism didn’t just win the battle, it won the fucking war. (Also yes, that colosseum scene was cathartic for me as well)
I miss the properly made paper manuals that games came with back in the day. Arcanum of Steamworks and Magick Obscura's is a whole ass world/setting book complete with a banana bread recipe.
I wonder what Concord's would have looked like. Or Godfall, or Redfall, or any of the other failed games with self-fulfilling titles.
Top: in Donkey Kong Country, the Master Necky boss is a bird whose main body is never seen. Instead, merely its head and neck appear from offscreen, being able to instantly switch what side of the screen it appears from.
Bottom: an official Japanese guide for the game contains a humorous illustration where Donkey Kong theorizes that the only way this is possible is if Master Necky actually has two heads, and each is simply hiding behind its own side of the screen.
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Smash Intros: Lucas VS Donkey Kong
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Lucas:"You lost your mother too?"
DK:"She was...old, Lucas. It was gonna happen sooner or later."
Lucas:"That doesn't mean it hurts any less."
[Wrinkly Kong was Cranky Kong's wife, who appeared as a ghost in DK64. The two are often believed to be DK's parents.]
Smash Intros: Donkey Kong VS Villager
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
DK:”Think Tom Nook would be willing to buy a used Coconut Cannon?”
Villager:”Nookingtons doesn’t deal in weapons, DK.”
DK:”What about Crazy Red?”
If illumination makes the Donkey Kong movie, they should have this as a potential casting choice
Honestly, like everyone else, I'm looking forward to it I mean the way they designed the movie and how did they do the characters, But frankly, it's funny, and how everyone reacted to the movie How They Made it Mario lands in the world of the Mushroom Kingdom and meets a friend Toad and meet princess peach while Luigi Poor thing he lands in the world of the darkness of Bowser He wakes up in a scary forest And then he gets chased by a group Dre Bones And jumping out of a pool of lava Go to the safety of the castle Terrified of what's going on But they didn't make it Luigi Suffers Alone but Mario and others. for example, When Mario was at the training ground he failed miserably Even peach facial expression was Funny when she thought he was progressing on the verge of success And a happy expression but Mario failed, And her expression of frustration and sadness. And they made Mario suffer when he had to face a Donkey Kong-like cheese Crisis Donkey Crush Mario and embarrass peach. I think it is peach She said something like that her champion can beat your champion as I guess, Which makes me laugh and I like peach's personality is strong Like any strong ruler for the sake of the kingdom and She is a woman in charge. And another scene makes me laugh when she told Mario The fate of the kingdom and the universe upon him if he is not defeated by Bowser she laughed and said no Pressure
But there are clips that everyone is mad about shock Everyone how it was Bowser and Luigi meet with each other and of course Some of you start fan stories and fan art And Especially This is their year I mean people likes bowuigi ship and Of course a lot of you do jokes and meme About the super mario bros movie And what makes me laugh with some of you wasn't present tumblr But when they open it They tell him themselves what I missed
But can anyone tell me what's funny about it What the jokes About the Character voice actor I mean What is funny Chris Pratt Play Mario voice Can someone please explain it
chat I love really tall structures. Like. Crocodile Isle from DKC 2?? Amazing! It’s always so cool seeing like, this massive thing that reaches the sky, layered with many areas. Usually ends with an epic backdrop of a storm at the peak of mountains or a tower. Or maybe it ends like how DKC 2 ended with a flying ship thingy. I LOVE TALL STRUCTURES AND PLACES.
Wild West Donkey Kong (& Mario and Pauline)
My reaction to seeing the Mario Movie Trailer 2…I FRIGGIN LOVE ALL OF IT! THE CHARACTERS! THE WORLDS, THE MUSIC, THE HUMOR, THE ACTION, THE CAMEOS, THE ANIMATION, THE FLIPPING VOICE ACTORS! YES, EVEN YOU CHRIS PRATT! I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT! DONKEY KONG, IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP TOO! This isn’t just a Mario Movie. It’s a flippin’ love letter to the entire Mario franchise. 37 Whole Years of Joy and Fun. I’m so happy this movie is a reality, and I can’t wait to see it with my pals! Nintendo…Illumination…thank you so so much…MUSHROOM KINGDOM! HERE WE COME!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Long story short, this movie’s gonna be awesome
My Man! DK! DONKEY KONG!!!
All aboard the Mario Movie hype train
Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, and Cranky Kong all being the Mario Movie be like:
This guy…I friggin love this big oaf. Seth Rogen rules the jungle as Donkey Kong, and Chris Pratt is still going strong with Mario. Said it once, I’ll say it again, this movie’s gonna be the best!!!
You look at me right frigging now and tell me this ain’t the most badass hero in the entire multiverse. Go on, I dare you.
Me getting ready to slam an ♾️ out of 10 score on the Mario Movie.
THIS IS THE MOVIE OF THE FRIGGIN’ MULTIVERSE!!! I COMPLETELY LOVE IT ALL!!!